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It’s cool how there is shit like this 15 times a day now

So ashamed of Grok

“You’re scared? You’re scared of this? You’re scared of the beating heart of New York City’s magical essence? Because you’re some sort of stuffy anxiety freak? Okay. Fine. Drive your ass on home.” www.hamiltonnolan.com/p/the-subway...

again, don't rank cuomo. just the shittiest, pettiest, laziest person.

He’s gonna send the troops into our cities to create violence as a pretense for shooting us to control the violence.

“Three women who also received the message and came to the office on Tuesday told THE CITY they were instructed to return on Wednesday — but this time to bring their children with them.” harrowing new reporting from @gwynnefitz.bsky.social:

Some personal news

Unironically they should buy up the domains for about 60 defunct local newspapers in swing states. Hire two reporters to write almost exclusively about highschool sports and new restaurants opening with every 10th article about how the local GOP is screwing over people.

Good google ad about how AI will explain how to be a father

Who is getting a Dersh cameo with me www.cameo.com/alandersh

These AI ads are straight 🔥🔥🔥

Trump finally hired someone who's very good at their job (lobbying for Qatar) and liberals cannot stand it.

What we know about congestion pricing in New York City. (We looked up every data source we could think of.) www.nytimes.com/interactive/...

“Borrowing” www.nydailynews.com/2025/05/11/n...

Happy Mother’s Day! 🩷

I’m going to buy the Meta glasses for $299

Need to get the pope in one of these

Doing my own research

What are you guys hearing out of the conclave?

These colors don’t run

the government won't tell you this but germ theory is real

This guy has a special mind, he is not an NPC like us

I hope Frances Bean gets points on this

Some Autofuck news

Sorry dorks, this is the Real Paris

On the other hand, kids aren’t forced to learn about Helen Keller anymore.

Some personal news www.nydailynews.com/2025/04/02/u...

NYT Opinion piece penned by John Keker, Bob Van Nest, & Elliot Peters: “If lawyers and law firms won’t stand up for the rule of law, who will?” Read: www.nytimes.com/2025/03/30/o...

Got to hand it to Bari Weiss, who is a sub-mediocre writer and totally off-the-rack thinker but an absolutely elite teacher's pet and true-blue snitch. You can make a good career even in a dying industry that way, provided you don't somehow develop a conscience.