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stormpearl.bsky.social
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Do not ever correct me on here. I'm not wrong, and if I am then it's because it's fun for me

submitted 56 days ago • 104 comments

eat your fiber, kupo

submitted 56 days ago • 6 comments

get ready with me *gets into my car and drives straight into th

submitted 59 days ago • 0 comments

sometimes, I don't throw lighters away when they run out. this is specifically to own my future self

submitted 60 days ago • 0 comments

woke up to my cat eating my hair. that was nice. love her so much

submitted 60 days ago • 0 comments

it's my sweet little boy's birthday but we've already done the usual birthday stuff. now it's just a matter of keeping him away from the rest of the cake in the fridge for the rest of however long it's in there. he's 4 years old today. waow <33

submitted 64 days ago • 0 comments

chomp....

submitted 64 days ago • 0 comments

anyone else see one of those like. fancy pinterest cottagecore cakes with the fresh flowers on top. and you just wanna bend over and eat the flowers off of it like a goat.

submitted 64 days ago • 0 comments

ohhh I think I’ll have a normal regular lunch— WRONG. WHOLE FISH.

submitted 65 days ago • 0 comments

these thangs. dependent on them, chemically

submitted 66 days ago • 0 comments

was just forced to peel a normal orange and not one of those perfect little cutie satsumas. Fucked up and evil #nooneiscomingforyougetup

submitted 66 days ago • 0 comments

Like I swear to god I’m not a bot with an empty account I just loathe being perceived

submitted 67 days ago • 0 comments

born to stare balefully at the crashing waves of the Pacific Ocean forced to post on social media

submitted 67 days ago • 0 comments

I don't know! I don't fucking know! I barely used tw*tter even in the beginning but I'm shifting into "meta sucks and I hate it" mode

submitted 73 days ago • 1 comment