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why did no one tell me there’s an episode of the twilight zone where a man fucks up a genie’s wish so bad he becomes hitler

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sorry about all the things i said

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

Sometimes i feel like the only real thing i can do is some extreme political act that forces action or at least attention, and i probably would if the worst outcome was just going to jail but the thing is i don’t want to be shot to death and i feel kind of bad about that

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

everyone keeps saying twitter is over and i want to believe them but the problem is my for you page over there is mostly bangers with some rage bait sprinkled in and my for you page here is z-tier libcringe and posts from people i already follow

submitted 5 days ago • 1 comment

might fuck around and open a franchise

submitted 5 days ago • 1 comment

they say turning 25 really changes you but you don’t realize how true that is until you find yourself inexplicably attached to rob thomas for reasons that elude you

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lord forgive me i’m listening to matchbox 20 again

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

i actually think if you’re anywhere in the vicinity of elon musk it’s your duty as a patriot to take him down by any means necessary

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments

imagine getting impregnated by elon musk and not immediately getting an abortion

submitted 7 days ago • 1 comment

that part in hey now when kendrick starts talking about aliens >>>>>>

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments

tbh my body dysmorphia can’t handle another season of Euphoria

submitted 8 days ago • 0 comments

giggling and kicking my feet while reading Sean Price Williams’ filmography

submitted 9 days ago • 0 comments

i think kendrick’s jeans were cool and stylish actually

submitted 13 days ago • 0 comments

white people really popped off with frasier

submitted 15 days ago • 0 comments

probably one of the worst parts of growing up as a girl is they don’t let you watch beavis and butthead

submitted 16 days ago • 0 comments

if i were that girl who lost her NASA internship bc she told that guy to suck dick and balls i would be launching an attack on the white house rn

submitted 16 days ago • 0 comments

Everyone posting about the Grammys like “guys … i think we’re gonna be okay 🤗” as if chris fucking brown didn’t win a best album award

submitted 21 days ago • 0 comments

cheekface was right: diet coke, popcorn, AND a red vine

submitted 26 days ago • 0 comments

Sharing some of my favorite of my pieces now that I've flown the coop, so to speak 'One from the Heart' (2025)

submitted 28 days ago • 1 comment

who knew all i needed to finally get off twitter was the one two punch of the trump inauguration and my boyfriend’s dad dying

submitted 31 days ago • 0 comments

honestly i thought talk tuah would’ve lasted a little longer … truly cut down in its prime

submitted 31 days ago • 0 comments

so you can heap praise on a film about disabled people, but you can’t actually nominate any disabled actors for awards? got it.

submitted 31 days ago • 0 comments

would love a January that doesn’t end with me or someone I love in the hospital at some point

submitted 32 days ago • 0 comments

i love wearing my jacket that says “racism”really big on the back

submitted 37 days ago • 1 comment

the Q&A for Presence tonight is probably gonna be so melancholy

submitted 38 days ago • 0 comments

this is stupid but i don’t know how to grapple with david lynch’s passing being announced minutes after i sent in a tape for the biggest opportunity i’ve ever been asked to submit for. i always hoped that someday i might get the chance to audition for him. there was no bigger dream for me. he was it

submitted 38 days ago • 0 comments

sorry but all you people posting that you “can’t name a single carrie underwood song” are so transparently performative. everybody in the country knows Before He Cheats, come the fuck on.

submitted 39 days ago • 2 comments