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I guess I'll just be a Bills fan now?

submitted 4 days ago • 1 comment

Me: Objectively, Con Air is the ugliest movie ever made. My friends:

submitted 41 days ago • 0 comments

I'm finally writing a Christmas story I've had in my mind for years, and Google Docs just autocorrected "Santa Snowed In" to "Santa Snowden." Do I need to write an espionage thriller about Santa using his magic to steal and publish government secrets?

submitted 65 days ago • 0 comments

Can't believe "murder is bad" has become a hot take.

submitted 82 days ago • 0 comments

Let's have Army and Navy play every game, just wearing different uniforms.

submitted 87 days ago • 0 comments

"We were able to do a double bypass, but the meter ran out, so those other two arteries are still concrete. First two look great, though. Good luck with everything, I wouldn't recommend walking. Ever again."

submitted 89 days ago • 0 comments

I saw this vanity plate today: 10F 201 Is that 10 furlongs in 2:01, or do I have a gambling problem?

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Life gets so much better when you pack away the Ls and just start buying XLs.

submitted 101 days ago • 0 comments

Me: I gotta get off social media. Also me: This is my Blue Sky.

submitted 102 days ago • 2 comments