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storyisgory.bsky.social
Far to the left. Horror movie and Hip Hop fanatic.
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One of my Uncle’s good friends owns this curio type shop where you can buy anything from old records to a life sized statue of Captain Spaulding. He recently acquired a full sized guillotine. So, I got the hook up for when the time comes. 😜 chop chop, billionaires.

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You know she’s Dr. Dre when she orders a gin and chronic.

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I’m here you fuckass bitch

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I’m here you fuckass bitch!

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I used to take Jardiance for heart failure. I don’t take it anymore because it costs over $600 a month. Can anyone tell what shit hole country I live in? Hint: it rhymes with the blue yes Jay.

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Nothing ever burns down by itself. Every fire needs a little bit of help. #Chumbawamba

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I was in the first grade when I saw this movie. That spring, for art class, we made bunnies to hang out in the hallway. I made mine with big bloody scratch marks on the body. The teacher still displayed it out in the halls, because it was 1979, and they didn’t give a shit. 🤣

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Someone should make a sequel to “Armageddon” except this time they plant nukes on the asteroid to make sure it DOES hit earth. You know, a real feel good flick.

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Fuck! I come on, after work, to check the ole BlueSky, and have to learn that David Lynch died? The first post I saw about him I thought was just random Lynch love. Didn’t even put it together at the second post I saw. However, when @pattonoswalt.bsky.social posted a pic… I decided to check. Fuck!

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A late Christmas present from my daughter. She is absolutely the coolest.

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Smoking up while listening to the new Redman album “Muddy Waters Too” seems like a pretty perfect way to spend Christmas Eve.

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Any song can be a Christmas song, if you play it on Christmas.

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Shout out to the people who watch those pets… So, shout out to my mom. She’s one of those people.

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When y’all were kids, did you sing a version of Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer that was about a cowboy called Randolph the Bow-Legged Cowboy?

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🎶 Whenever there’s trouble. We’re there on the double. We’re the Bloodhound Gang.🎶 #GenX #IYKYK

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Maybe someone should play Among Us, and then pay Phony Stark a visit.

submitted 118 days ago • 0 comments

Capitalism sucks. Example 1: Hard MTN Dew. Nobody needs to put this in their body. This can not, in any way, be good for you. They know this. They just don’t care.

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Finally had a chance to sit and fully listen to the new Kendrick album. Wanted to make sure I had the time to absorb it properly. And, of course it’s great. Think my favorite song right now is “Reincarnated”. #GNX

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Start a new job today. Lead teacher in an education based day care. This is not my first rodeo when it comes to child care and education. However, this is my first day at this particular company. I hate being the new guy. So, BlueSky void, wish me luck. 😨

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Gario’s in Montgomery Illinois.

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What up, fellow BlueSkyers? Y’all enjoying your day? I hope y’all are.

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🎶 I’m bringing sexy back… to the store, for a refund.

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Well, now that this site is gaining more traction, and Phony Stark drives more away from the smoldering ruins of Twitter, I guess I should try to be more active here. So… Hi everybody. 😜

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Spent the 4th learning Spanish and listening to Revolutionary Hip Hop. A good way to spend the day, on this particular day.

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Just sitting here listening to revolutionary style Hip Hop, you know: The Coup, Lowkey, Crashprez, etc., and just sinking deeper and deeper into my hate for this evil f**king system we’re trapped in. Good times 😜

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