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Screenwriter. Seeking representation. I produce internet vids for that company you might’ve heard of. Queer. Non-binary. They/she
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It’s still there!!!

Just look at these paragraphs from the AP story. Hegseth called Brown unqualified solely because he's Black. Then they fired him... and replaced him with a white guy so indisputably unqualified that he requires a Presidential waiver. This is what "merit" means to them. apnews.com/article/trum...

in this house we use multiple lao gan ma products

"Oh uh just one more thing...the Spice only exists on one planet in the entire universe"

I hate Danielle with the fires of a thousand suns

well maybe i can jump in since i am an expert on this kind of thing: you clench your butthole

I love when someone tries to match with me on a dating app and has a pic of them cosplaying a Harry Potter character or doing a HP thing. It lets me know that as a trans person I’m not safe with them without me having to waste my time!

This is so, so, so fucked. And the only immediate end is cruelty.

close! a provocative gesture is when you're at a club and a woman makes the "pussy-eating" hand/face gesture at you. this is a nazi salute

drugs have taken too many beloved celebrities from us over the years but drugs also have a rare chance right now to radically rehabilitate their image

I miss the shore

As a film & tv writer I struggle with this sooooooo much

I’m constantly broke and can’t pay my bills. It’s good to know that I’ve got it easy compared to the multi-millionaire 🙏🙏🙏

Classical radio station played the soundtrack to In the Mood for Love this morning, giving me full-on goosebumps while driving down Santa Monica Blvd at 7:15 AM

"They're putting persecuted Christian refugees in camps in the jungle" sounds like something Glenn Beck would accuse the Obama administration of doing and yet now it's a pillar of the Republican agenda.

This is always so impressive to watch. I also love the clips of similar processes being used for Star Trek: TNG. I can’t imagine trying to get all that special effects work done on a tv schedule

ok on this one let’s let Elon Musk cook

Reminder that in addition to being a scam preying on the dreams and wallets of writers, ISA is pro-AI. #scriptsky

so far going anti-woke leads to less money and planes falling out of the sky

Thank you #Yellowjackets for both namedropping Asbury Park and being brave enough for admit that Central Jersey is real and exists.

(explaining bugs bunny to a girl) ok the thing you gotta know about this guy is hes basically never serious. He is always clowning on others

the richest man in the world decided that you don't deserve safe drinking water

seems like it is a big deal that the unifying ideology of the doge team is neo nazism

A former coworker (who everyone secretly hated) announcing he’s working with the trumps now really justifies the entire office hating him after the fact.

lmao

RFK Jr and his ilk have a eugenics fetish. They see disease as a way to “cull” who they see as weak. Of course *they* will use medicine to their advantage but they seem themselves as deserving. Remember: RFK Jr. vaxxed *his* kids but he’s fine letting yours die of preventable illnesses

After that halftime show sponsored by Apple Music that just eviscerated Drake, Spotify really thought that putting his face all over the app to promote a new song he’s featured in would be a good idea????

Such whiny little babies.

I just started this week’s ep of The Traitors and my heart is already in my throat.

It was a miserable day but the bright point was a new Japanese Breakfast song and music video youtu.be/BEJ_9veuPXI?...

home. my friend got married here. i got married across the street.

‼️ The National Park Service has REMOVED mentions of transgender people being involved with Stonewall. Not only did the remove the world "Transgender" but changed "LGBTQ+" to "LGBQ+". The federal government is attempting to erase us and take away our history. This pride, we riot.

The Republican party is a death cult with a strong sideline in molesting children. They have no other consistent beliefs

these guys spent 60 kajillion dollars to make a computer forget how to do math

so in the script i'm reading, a character is introduced as being non-binary in the description but from then on out is only referred to in the dialogue and further description with gendered pronouns. so like...the writer doesn't get points for being progressive lol

i send my resume to a company for a job i have 8 years of experience for and 30 minutes later i get a flat out rejection. wtf are they looking for and what am i doing wrong? jesus christ.

between this guy and vance feels like we are seeing the first ever political movement with a core value of actively hating your own children

Wikipedia's "Your teacher tells you not to cite it because you can't trust it" to "The last remaining bastion of consistently good information on the internet" arc remains unbeaten.