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On the first episode of FLAPJACK, the wealthy, industrialist inventor has only repurposed previously existant careers to suit his specific circumstances (i.e. underwater farming), or taken something that already exists (a Whale) and made it worse (mechanical, pollutant, orphan labor). 1/3

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... can someone bring me up to speed on the Europa Ice War?

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Wishing RFK Jr. a very fortuitous Torn Apart by Feral Hogs Day! You can do it, man. I believe in you!

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#Cleveland #OhioSupremacy #Pack MOVING FUNDRAISER spot.fund/wqcmbqxsc

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PREORDER NOW OPEN // If somehow I got 98 shirt orders today... straightpanic.bandcamp.com/merch/presale

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In other news, I'm desperately beyond broke, and I need to make money NOW. I have gently worn, "vintage" band tees for sale, original collages, am available for live sound, audio work, commissioned art, photoshoots, etc. Or donations, but I prefer to feel useful (sorry, it's my conditioning).

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R.I. continues to give me nothing, started a fundraiser to get me out of here as soon as possible. I have people waiting for me in Cleveland, spot.fund/wqcmbqxsi

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I DON'T WANNA SWIM THE OCEAN / I DON'T WANNA FIGHT THE TIDE / I DON'T WANNA SWIM FOREVER / WHEN IT'S COLD I'D LIKE TO DIE

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2012 Sketchbook/Journal, pp. 27-28 (collage, 2012) 8" x 10" $150 ppd US straightpanic.bandcamp.com/merch/2012-s...

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"Volley and Report" (collage, 2021) 8½" x 11" $120 ppd US straightpanic.bandcamp.com/merch/volley...

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2012 Sketchbook/Journal, pp. 25-26 (collage, 2012) 8"x10" $200 ppd US straightpanic.bandcamp.com/merch/2012-s...

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2012 Sketchbook/Journal, pp. 17-18 (collage, 2012) 8"x10" $200 ppd US straightpanic.bandcamp.com/merch/2012-s...

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MIDATLANTIC MINITOUR @joshuastrachan.bsky.social

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In other news, I'm desperately beyond broke, and I need to make money NOW. I have gently worn, "vintage" band tees for sale, original collages, am available for live sound, audio work, commissioned art, photoshoots, etc. Or donations, but I prefer to feel useful (sorry, it's my conditioning).

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Remaining 2012 "sketchbook" pages. Hopefully move a bunch of these today so I can get my finances back in order but, yknow, if running on a deficit is good enough for the Feds, it's good enough for me, right?

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SEXUAL♂️♂️TOURISM Destination: Cleveland

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That's it, I'm putting the MELHOUSE 7" on.

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18-hr flash sale! 25% off with code "fire," really need to move some of these collages, and I'm willing to take the discount if it translates into more sales. 🤞 straightpanic.bandcamp.com

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‼️LOW STOCK ALERT‼️ 7x 𝘋𝘦𝘨𝘦𝘯𝘦𝘳𝘢𝘵𝘦 𝘛𝘳𝘪𝘭𝘰𝘨𝘺 CD 1x 𝘚𝘵𝘦𝘮𝘮𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘛𝘩𝘦 𝘙𝘰𝘴𝘦 LP 1x 𝘚𝘵𝘳𝘢𝘪𝘨𝘩𝘵 𝘗𝘢𝘯𝘪𝘤 / 𝘗𝘦𝘢𝘴𝘢𝘯𝘵 𝘍𝘢𝘳𝘮/ 𝘕𝘪𝘨𝘩𝘵𝘮𝘢𝘳𝘦 𝘕𝘦𝘪𝘨𝘩𝘣𝘰𝘳 CDr 3x T. Boettner, 𝘕𝘰𝘵 𝘐𝘯 𝘖𝘶𝘳 𝘕𝘢𝘮𝘦 CDr

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Handful of original pages from my 2012 "sketchbook" available, plus original collages. Pieces include signed Certificate of Authenticity, ship flat. Prices are ppd USA. Listings on Bsndcamp, but are available off platform if so desired.

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"Take Me To The Fucking Bathhouse" (sung to the tune of "Kidnapping" by RAPE-X)

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Down to only two copies of 𝘚𝘵𝘦𝘮𝘮𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘛𝘩𝘦 𝘙𝘰𝘴𝘦! Remember, BlueSky exclusive 15% off code (OVERCAST) expires tomorrow!

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As a special "thank you" to my recent spate of new BlueSky followers—this week only take 15% off any physical purchases made on Bandcamp with code "OVERCAST," good thru Friday 17 Jan.

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What the fuck... its like the universe wanted to take him a second time...

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Today's mail brought me my copy of "Collected Zines" by @straightpanic.bsky.social to join the absolutely gorgeous original artwork that I recently received from him. If you're a fan of industrial music, uncompromising queerness, and outsider art don't pass on this opportunity

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I've got four copies of the newest T. BOETTNER release, 𝘕𝘰𝘵 𝘐𝘯 𝘖𝘶𝘳 𝘕𝘢𝘮𝘦. CDr in slimline case, released by Trust Collective (Dec 2024). An hour of impotent, apprehensive synth-driven electronic malaise. When you're completely out of options, is there even such a thing as "too loud?"

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STRAIGHT PANIC x QUIET HUSBAND, 𝘔𝘦𝘢𝘴𝘶𝘳𝘦𝘮𝘦𝘯𝘵 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘔𝘦𝘢𝘴𝘶𝘳𝘦𝘴 𝘔𝘦𝘢𝘯𝘵 12" 45rpm. Edition of 100. Available Christmas morning from @industrialcoast.bsky.social. 9am. UK

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Now available from TRUSTCOLLECTIVE.BIGCARTEL.COM, T. Boettner, "Not In Our Name" CDr Three tracks of apprehensive, tense, impotent synth-driven electronics that moulder in the overlap between Death Indistrial, Drone, and Power Electronics. When all you can do is scream, is "too loud" an option?

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My best of/best reissues of 2024 lists. I limited myself to titles I purchased physically. To place, I had to have played the release a minimum of five times. There's some stuff that didn't make the cut which surprised me, 'cause I know I like it, but who wants to look at my shopping history.

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OVER AND OVER AGAIN / I GAVE UP BOTH SLEEP AND LIFE

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2024 release wrap-up (NOTE: there are two more titles that just might drop before the year is up, but it's anybody's game now...)

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COMING SOON: T. Boettner, 𝘕𝘰𝘵 𝘐𝘯 𝘖𝘶𝘳 𝘕𝘢𝘮𝘦 CD (Trust Collective) / Straight Panic, 𝘚𝘩𝘳𝘦𝘥𝘥𝘦𝘥 𝘙𝘦𝘪𝘯𝘴, 𝘉𝘶𝘳𝘯𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘉𝘪𝘵 & 𝘉𝘳𝘪𝘥𝘭𝘦 CS (Malignant Sanctum) / S.P., 𝘏𝘰𝘮𝘰𝘱𝘩𝘰𝘣𝘪𝘤 𝘍𝘭𝘪𝘳𝘵𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯𝘴 CS (Sordid Transmissioms) / 𝘉𝘰𝘦𝘵𝘵𝘯𝘦𝘳/𝘗𝘶𝘰𝘱𝘰𝘭𝘰 split CD (Summer Interlude) / 𝘚𝘦𝘤𝘳𝘦𝘵 𝘏𝘪𝘴𝘵𝘰𝘳𝘪𝘢𝘯/𝘔𝘰𝘶𝘵𝘩𝘴 𝘈𝘨𝘢𝘱𝘦 split CD (Puke Pink)

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Hell yeah, I'm a TERF—Trans-Exclusive Radical Feminist; ONLY trans women are women.

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In my Amerika, we're giving you vaccinations UNTIL you're autistic.

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When I die, just put all the typos I couldn't correct or delete in public posts on my headstone.

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TELL ME A STORY / ABOUT HOW IT ENDS / WHERE YOU'RE STILL THE GOOD GUY / I'LL MAKE PRETEND / CAUSE I HATE THIS STORY / WHERE HAPPINESS ENDS / AND DIES WITH YOU / I THOUGHT GOOD GUYS GET TO BE HAPPY / I'M NOT HAPPY / I AM POISON IN THE WATER AND UNHAPPY

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