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strait.bsky.social
they/them && the third person trans dyke, recovering gamer girl, your local tributary
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Outtakes the Movie

submitted 19 days ago • 6 comments

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😊🍆🏳️‍🌈😍😍😍👍

submitted 18 days ago • 1 comment

Heh heh yeeeeez i thretten tha remotes! Wil i? Wont i? Whomst knos!

submitted 18 days ago • 20 comments

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Yesterday I was on the ground in Pensacola supporting @gayforcongress—a friend, a leader, and a fierce advocate for gun safety. Running for Floridas 1st congressional April 1st

submitted 18 days ago • 201 comments

i dont need youtube or tiktok, i just need the putting croissant in the microwave video

submitted 18 days ago • 1 comment

soggggginnnnn in da waddlers after a night of bevvys w/ @paddedldn.bsky.social #abdl

submitted 18 days ago • 2 comments

dudes rock

submitted 18 days ago • 11 comments

We got shitposters to dance last night. Give me a Nobel Peace Prize.

submitted 18 days ago • 30 comments

Just in case yall missed my face

submitted 18 days ago • 32 comments

“Launch Musk to Mars” and “Democracy Dies with DOGE”. #3E #endoligarchy #teslatakeover #teslatakedown

submitted 18 days ago • 375 comments

the way every Kojima trailer just makes me go "alright man" now feels unthinkable guy who shows you the most insane visuals possible and it's like "well, I trust this to somehow be extremely boring within context"

submitted 18 days ago • 4 comments

I have Thoughts about a sequel to Death Stranding but I will never deny that there is maybe no entity on planet earth more masterful at crafting image than Kojima's team.

submitted 18 days ago • 1 comment

got a dumdum for doing so good at my vax appointment

submitted 549 days ago • 1 comment

The app logo be like

submitted 549 days ago • 0 comments

humpfest bingo. i woulda won but @amberautumn.bsky.social would not accept literal bootlicking as lib shit

submitted 550 days ago • 0 comments

What's up guys?

submitted 561 days ago • 1 comment

cracking up at the face my psychiatrist made when i said “my partner’s husband”. he was like, “i saw the face i made and i’m so sorry” hahahah you’re fine man

submitted 562 days ago • 0 comments

They should let you have bumper stickers in Mario Kart so that when you pass your friend they'll remember to coexist

submitted 588 days ago • 14 comments

hate when things say to apply a generous amount. please, i’m too generous

submitted 594 days ago • 0 comments

someone told me you’re not supposed to push when you poop, it’s just supposed to “fall out.” you’re shitting me.

submitted 608 days ago • 1 comment

Found a browser extension that changes the words "Personal Life" to "Gay?" on Wikipedia

submitted 627 days ago • 3 comments

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ordering the same electronic toothbrush as three of my friends so i can be in their little club

submitted 626 days ago • 0 comments

do animals in the wild eat plants for laxatives or is this a human thing

submitted 627 days ago • 1 comment