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Strike your idols down And wear the master's crown We'll cure this evil world We'll wear the master's crown

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I had a dream the other night that I met Away from Voivod and for some reason he got mad at me and said I had bad posture and that I looked like Ben Shapiro

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New game show idea: Is it a dungeon synth soundtrack or a SNES game ost?

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been laughing at the art on this Nancy strip for 10 minutes

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The majority of the story in King Diamond's Abigail could have been avoided if someone just fixed those slippery stairs.

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Wormrot's Dirge album and the free credit report commercials were the only two good things to come out of 2009

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All misogynists, racists, homophobes, transphobes, and abusers should eat shit and die.

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as far as naming diseases go they really popped off with Black Death tbh

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we need the ability to turn off reposts so badly just because i really like some of you but not necessarily your preferred brand of internet pornography

submitted 32 days ago • 6 comments

Funnyjunk is just the 2000s version of ifunny

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Being in the metal community and the skateboarding community at the same time is confusing as hell because both of them constantly use the word "core" and in one community it's a good thing while in the other community it's a bad thing.

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gordon ramsay [discovering the body of pelle ohlin] oh wow. fuck me. top of his head right off, okay. is that a little necklace? oh that's precious, someone's making little skull necklaces, at least someone's having fun [takes a sip of the stew simmering on the stove] fuck, that's dreadful

submitted 42 days ago • 2 comments

Had a dream the other day that Bolt Thrower secretly got back together and just played at a random festival unannounced without telling anyone beforehand, and the Internet was going crazy over it.

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As a 25 year old the hate against "new Dystopia fans" is one of the dumbest things I've seen. Dystopia fucking rules and if I ever come across one of those silly looking hats I wouldn't mind putting one of their patches on it.

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True maturity is realizing that World Eater by Bolt Thrower isn't just a slow and grogged down song like I thought when I was 15, but one that is fierce, ruthless, and soul crushing

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So I guess we’re really doing this, huh? We’re just gonna keep having years? Okay then…

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How in the actual Hell did I not notice that Scald put out an album in 2024 until now?? One of my favorite doom bands of all time and yet information this somehow surpassed me.

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Before the year ends I remembered that I had this screenshot saved. The 1920s truly were the best decade for traditional heavy metal.

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when i was a freshman in college i wore a neurosis shirt to one of my psych seminars and when i turned in my assignment that day my prof was like “cool shirt.” now idk if she was a fan of the band or just liked the fact that i rocked up to her class wearing the name of a mental issue

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I just started listening to Sanctuary's first album and I have never been so angry at myself for sleeping on such an incredible band for so long. Really looking forward to hearing the rest of their discography along with Nevermore's.

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Judas Priest - Screaming for Vengeance (1982)

submitted 69 days ago • 3 comments

Funk cover album of Dying Fetus songs titled “Wrong One to Funk With.”

submitted 70 days ago • 3 comments

I think the decline of the internet started when Strong Bad stopped (regularly) checking his emails.

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Home Alone is a film that dares to ask the question “what if a kid was in a house.”

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The Sawdom is the Lawdom

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This will be the same as my account on Twitter I guess Thought about changing my display name to something less corny but I'm kind of used to it now

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