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strawberryames.bsky.social
Unfiltered thoughts on this profile, Soft findom Goddess here➡️ https://bsky.app/profile/goddess-strawberry.bsky.social
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Starting to set dates for moving and things are being put into motion.... gonna go throw up

You're in my dms waiting for my marriage to fail, he's in my dms planning our next wedding with me. Ya'll are not the same😂

MINNEAPOLIS Do you or anyone you know have a special set of skills to help someone with big dogs find an affordable place to live? Hit me up please!

Hey, so, it is looking like SNAP benefits and food stamps are on pause, and that is one of the only ways I actually get money and pay for things. I honestly hate taking money from people, but if you feel so inclined, I am in no position to hate it right now. Venmo and cashapp are TopangaRainbows

Following a choice few friends on my spicy acct so I can curate my algorithm a bit. If I'm annoying you can block me

Oops i did it again, I made a spicy alt acct to save the innocent followers on this profile bsky.app/profile/godd...

If youre not messaging the lead singer of your favorite band self care reminders and telling them you love them, then where the fuck you aaaaAAAaaaaAaaT?

Trade Offer- You get- full access conversation with pics and videos via snapchat I get- my lashes paid for every month 🤝 Any good boys? I mean, any takers?

I still pretend you're only out of sight in another room Smiling at your phone

In the mood to fall back in love with David Tenant. What should I watch?

It never fails that as soon as I make any type of self care appt, one of my kids ends up sick and needing to go home. I'M GETTING MY NAILS DONE

Goodnight to all the apps on my phone for Specific City Parking (not my city)

Guy from the internet- *pays for me to get my nails done, tells me I'm pretty, helps me pick out the design* Me- "he isn't answering me anymore bc he hates me"

#dgg

Chat what is up with me is that my coffee is in fact, not decaf like i asked. Thank you

Idk what it is with me today but I have the sudden and undeniable urge to yap If you also need to yap hit the inbox

I think a check for $20,000 would fix me if I'm being honest

Started out hustlin' (dress shopping online) Ended up ballin' (bawling*, saw a recent picture of myself)

DJ X said "first up is Knuss, this isn't one of your usuals" Bitch i have this song memorized gtfo

Mannnn i really think going somewhere with live music would fix me

I have a lot of mock-turtle neck shirts for someone that doesn't like having clothes touching their neck

This guy got his stream orders all screwy and all I can think of are ways to roast him as a streamer and I have no comfort words 😂 Is this karma or

Back on my bullshit (Working out and shopping meal plans)

I try to be the chill girl but I was N O T made to be a chill girl Idc if you pay me to talk to you and I'm actually happily married to someone else WHY ARE YOU HITTING ON OTHER GIRLS IN FRONT OF ME Sorry sorry sorry I'm chill I swear it's fine I'm fine

Burger King wants you to save time by ordering ahead, so that the order you put in 15 minutes before you arrived can be started when you pull up and tell them your name

Right smack dab in the middle of "i need someone to tell me how pretty i am" and "i do not wish to be perceived"

I think if I could scream-sing and sound like Hayley Williams when I'm upset it would fix whatever wrong with my brain

When you post to your snap story and see an exact list of people you do not wish to be perceived by

This probably doesn't make sense to anyone else but idc idc this is where I go to vent when no one else wants to hear it

Low key, I know all my coworkers view my veganism as a choice I made myself, knowing the consequences. (Not being included) High key, none of them care how much it hurts my feelings when the boss orders "everyone" lunch from a restaurant with no choices for me.

If you don't DM your favorite music artists once a month to tell them you love them, then what are you even doing

I've never had more rage than watching the car in front of me try to participate in a drive through restaurant

Looking to profit off of a bratty, spoiled/attention starved and extremely jealous internet girlfriend experience that I can offer. Lmk if you're interested 🙂

T- 7 Days until Christmas and so far in the season I've acquired $55 in Starbucks giftcards. (This is not a bad thing)

Getting my house cleaned up, taking an everything bath and then making a ton of meatloaf and mashed potatoes for dinner. ONE MORE WEEK

Cleaning my room 🥲