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On my last day in Alberta I met a dude who thinks we should stop worrying about Trump because "they can just vote him out in November"

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Some of those that Sonic Forces Are the same that Chrono Crosses

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Maine can secede and become our cherished 11th province, or just merge with New Brunswick, which it basically has already.

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They're taking control of the mail in order to kill mail-in voting You guys are completely fucked now. Never going back. Never.

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I swear to God there's a scene 25 minutes into The Brutalist where he's inventing the Cool S

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Every Curious George book is like "why is that monkey in the hotel kitchen cooking our food" and they shoo him away AS ONE SHOULD but then some bitch is like "Let him be, he's making people happy" and they all clap and eat the pancakes from the monkey who didn't even wash his hands

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Canadians would really prefer if Americans would start booing their own national anthem at hockey games.

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You know I 100% believe the Botched Penis Implant rumor

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A second DOGE twink with all your info has publicly bragged about his Nazi funtimes

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That's too bad, I need the penis

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Birthday so far ✅ Play Animal Crossing ✅ sexy bath ✅ Entire St. Hubert's chicken pot pie ✅ Ratio homophobic post by The Democrats official bluesky account

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I would delete Facebook but then I wouldn't find such sweet finds on Marketplace like this

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Children of Men takes place in 2027 and thought people had to stop making babies in order for the UK to descend into anti-immigrant fascism. It cast Michael Caine as a resistance hippie instead of the isolationist immigration cop he plays in real life. Predicted hyperpop though.

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One of the people who fell for this has "retired criminal investigator" in their bio

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With a little hard work and fresh ideas collectively I think we can cut waiting for Elon Musk to die by 2 to 3 decades

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So far the most shocking thing about the ongoing nightmare is Vince McMahon hasn't received a pardon yet

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This thread was supposed to be The Rock ruining everything but we accidentally made something that should exist.

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Which Thomas train would be the hottest human I mean it's obviously Ashima and then a tossup between Rosie and Rebecca with Yong Bao as the most handsome boy, but I haven't really thought about it that much.

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Outside the US we are seeing this instead, and it's hilarious

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Wow it was very thoughtful of Kanye to make sure his Nazi store was accessible.

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So Trump is basically the Mayor of NYC now, good going everyone

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I've been watching Bluey and I can navigate around how the dog society show is clumsily avoiding racism, pets and clothes, however these dogs are eating chocolate all the fuckin time and somebody needs to do something about it

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Nickel Boys is good but people are acting like it invented a new kind of making stories when it's basically just Peep Show

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We need a term for Musk's incel task force and until you have a better one I'm calling them the Fart Patrol

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I'm certain a good chunk of this audience review score is chuds downvoting anything they assume is woke lol regardless

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Delete your X account and block your shitty family already

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