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streamnerd.bsky.social
Assistant Professor of Aquatic Ecology at Texas Tech Proud alum of Lake Superior State University I like streams, lakes, food webs, and the people who appreciate them! Subjected to entropy, daily. Keeper of dogs. Perfecting bacon.
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Chorizo breakfast burritos are significantly better than bacon breakfast burritos. Replicate samples were taken. I ran the stats. The results are comprehensive. I need a nap.

What drives me crazy about the anti-DEI rhetoric is everyone wants to be judged on merit. But you can't be judged on merit if you can't even get in the door because you don't fit some prejudiced definition of who is capable and who isn't

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Absolutely terrible. @lizrenner.bsky.social is an amazing scientist, colleague, and friend. SMFH. The attacks on our science, public lands, and PEOPLE of this country are real. We will ALL be affected. www.keloland.com/keloland-com...

Facebook profile deleted. You were just like a really cheesy greasy pizza. I really enjoyed you at the start, but by the end you left me sick to my stomach.

I'm a little concerned that nobody has contacted me about my car's extended warranty.

My heart rate during the TTU Houston game. 82 - 81 TTU wins it! #wreckem

Attention all limnologists! We recently published a paper where we tracked changes in study duration of lakes and reservoirs through time. There are plenty short-duration papers. But long term studies are getting longer! #lakes #ecology #lter @sfs-src.bsky.social @aslo.org rdcu.be/d74UM

New lab publication relating #eDNA quantity to invasive apple snail biomass www.reabic.net/journals/mbi...

Post doc at SLU Aqua - Mapping aquatic resources in a changing climate (based at our Uppsala, Sweden campus). Fluency in English & R programming skills are key requirements. I can highly recommend working with A/Prof Charlotte Berkström & @ulfbergstrom.bsky.social 🦑🧪🌎🐠 www.slu.se/en/about-slu...

Enjoy! I'm certain these aren't fish or benthic inverts. Pretty, nonetheless. Oh, and that's Lake Superior in the background. It's the best lake. It's in the name.

Hi Bluesky, I am happy and optimistic to be here! Anyone know a freshwater fisheries biologist into teaching who might want to come join me in the beautiful Ozark streams of SW Missouri? Please share/repost.

Raise your tarsus if you are ready for the holiday break!

Reposting as the deadline approaches - I'm recruiting a Master's student for fall 2025 to join my lab at Northern Michigan University! Please get in touch if you're interested and share this posting. Applications received by Dec. 20 will receive full consideration.

Aquatic insects emerge from freshwaters as adults. When they do, many disperse laterally into terrestrial environments feeding birds, bats, etc. Healthy streams lead to healthy forests. See our meta-analysis on insect dispersal. esajournals.onlinelibrary.wiley.com/share/NWKMIB... #foodwebs #ecology

A climate change extinction model predicts that extinctions will accelerate at a 1.5C increase in mean global temperature. The highest-emission scenario would threaten one-third of species, especially amphibians and species in alpine, island and freshwater ecosystems. www.science.org/doi/10.1126/...

Brown trout were hungry, gorging on allochthonous inputs of cicadas. Diets were collected in mountain streams of the Santa Fe National Forest (New Mexico). Healthy forests, healthy food webs, well fed fishes (including non-native trout) #teamfish #streamecology #foodwebs #ecology

Hellooo aquatic bug folks! Thanks @benthicbuddy.bsky.social

The year is 2024 and Word still cant efficiently provide a numbered list in descending order. Its the little things.

Hey girl, whatcha' doing? Hey girl, where you going? You get down, and make a frown She'll come turn, turn, turn it around She'll come turn, turn, turn it around Who's that girl? Who's that girl? ITS GADGET!!!!

It is not enough to be busy. So are the ants. The question is: What are we busy about? --Henry David Thoreau 🐜

Professors regularly find students using AI inappropriately. And it’s stymieing many instructors who want to trust their students to do the right thing while maintaining integrity in the classroom. chroni.cl/3AMcGpT

Interested in biological invasions? 🌎 INVASIVESNET hosts a suite of open-access journals you should check out www.invasivesnet.org/publications...

It is Monday. Enjoy this leaf in all its beauty. Photographed in SE Alaska.

We are 90 people in this #bioinvasions starter pack! I bet that we are more here! If you work on biological invasion/related areas, please comment on the post below and I will add you. Also, please repost so more people sees the call ⭐ Starter packs the best way to find people working on a topic

Must hide! Seek shelter! Trout coming! Behold the crane fly larvae. #entomology #streams

I think I'm going to write a scifi novella where quarantine protocols are strictly followed and everyone goes home, safe and sound.

Non-game fish conservation! Lets protect all the Rio Grande Chub and Rio Grande Sucker!! Rio Grande Cutthroat Trout too! #fisheries #ecology #conservation #streamecology

Here is a beautiful salmonfly for your viewing pleasure. Pteronarcyidae -- photographed in the Santa Fe National Forest (New Mexico)

In seek of starter packs that deal w/ non-game fishes. Can anyone help me? According to the FAQ from BlueSky, "Currently, starter packs do not show up in search, so to find a starter pack, a friend will have to send you the link" Thanks all! #Gars #Minnows #Suckers #Madtoms #Killifishes #Darters