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they are utterly fanciful

one time my dad threw his jacket onto the bench and it landed in the shape of a dog

got a couple good steelbooks today 👍

not really a “marriage goals” sorta fella but northernlion ripping through nightreign with his wife is so good

credits on nightreign. i've had basically the exact opposite trajectory with this game from the one that i expected to have, which is to say that i have enjoyed it more the more that i've played rather than less

you must link the tire

you wont believe your eyes—The Masturbating Roach . People come from far and wide to see him "Do his thing" . Sponsored by Topgolf

lies of p dlc shadow drop holllyyyyyy

i’ve enjoyed the experience of playing with randos in nightreign more than i anticipated. the game has been out long enough now that most of us are more or less on the same page about which objectives to hit. it’s not quite as scattered as i imagined

digital…monsters????

you hate to see a section of an artist's wikipedia called "posthumous discography"

did something i should have been doing for the majority of my life to this point, which is buy "tall" shirts. i have short legs/long torso disease an regularly-sized shirts almost always fit me weird. time to end the madness

games are a corporate product? they're made for...MONEY? ✋😔🤚 i'm hearing about this for the first time

i guess the upside to me struggling so hard with nightreign is that it’ll actually last me more than 20 hrs. the NES philosophy

had a lot of fun but very little success, if i’m being honest. the only nightlord i actually beat was the one from the network test

[‘night of the hunter ‘ voice] gaaaaaaaaming gaaaaaaaaaaming

verdict after finishing demon's souls remake upgrade: boletaria, shrine of storms downgrade: latria, valley of defilement lateral: stonefang

nightreign surely has some glaring flaws, but i don’t have much use for takes that boil down to “i’m mad that it’s not elden ring.” refusal to meet something where it lives and discuss it on its own terms does not constitute useful or insightful criticism to me

It's really funny that at one point culture had to pretend that glasses don't make people look hotter. Hey foureyes you have an angel's face your heavenly gaze framed by glass as if it were art

big thumbs down. tastes like if you left half a can of root beer sit for a day, then filled the other half with tap water. this is a call-out post

@coollike.gay @libbycwatson.com re: percy pigs: i'm an american and my (also american) grandmother used to have them imported and give them to me as a small child. i thought they were the best candies of all time, and i have spent the last quarter century trying in vain to remember what they were

fromsoftware npc, 2025: Arianetta, Mistress of Hibernal Night fromsoftware npc, 2009: Filthy Man

one of the great clips in gaming history

ladies: if your man watches Terror of Mechagodzilla (1975) and identifies with Mechagodzilla...that's a red flag!