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stressy.bsky.social
I love my cats, snacks, and getting irrationally angry at things I see on the internet. Also maintain an unhealthy obsession with the Twilight Saga and early 2000s TV.
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they should invent a weekend that is restful

I don't trust anyone who doesn't like cats.

Hell yeah bring back those buttons

Yeah I know people say anxiety is bad, but mine has just been collecting all the possible things that can go wrong so far. Once it has an exhaustive catalog of every possible mishap, it’ll move on to suggesting solutions and then you better watch out.

cannot fathom that I have to work again tomorrow, and the day after that, and the day after that, and

My dog likes to spend the day staring out of the window for stuff to bark at. That’s his version of doomscrolling, isn’t it?

The audacity of my workplace to ask people not to come to the office tomorrow due to the bad weather, but "please remember according to our office attendance policy you will need to make the day up later"

Learning from the masters.

Me going camping as a kid: yeah using moss to wipe is fine in a stitch Me going camping as an adult: darling did you pack the ooni and yeti cooler?

You can't just ban Tik Tok without creating educational programs for helping those people reintegrate into society. We have to teach them to talk normal again and stop saying stuff like "The way they cooked and ate my ass"

The good news is I come home to a warm house, my snuggly dickhead pets, and my wonderfully supportive but practical partner who usually then begins advocating for a takeaway to help pick me up

Is the UK/US workplace culture difference hugely underestimated or am I actually just being bullied?

before coffee: fuck. this. shit. after coffee: yup. fuck. this. shit.

Nobody: Local Indian takeaway: "HERE IS A SMALL BAG OF HOT SALAD"

here's my 128-page dissertation on how eating bread until there's no more room to breathe can temporarily cure grief

In case you needed this.

Evening Snack anyone ?

BREAKING: The US is such a staunch ally of the UK that the incoming Trump administration has threatened to destroy our economy if we arrest Benjamin Netanyahu. Only the good guys threaten to destroy countries for complying with international law 😍

Bluesky can suspend Nigel Farage in less than 36 hours. But the Police can't question him over the riots he incited, even after 5 months.

i either read for 8 hours straight or don’t touch a book for 8 months there is no in between

My movie club just watched Fast Times at Ridgemont High, which was mostly listening to people younger than that era be nostalgic about it but anyway... THERE ARE ALMOST NO FILMS THAT HAVE AN ABORTION PLOT POINT. Like this, and Dirty Dancing, are by (so so so) far the biggest. Part of our problem.

The French Revolution was not kind to The Aristocats…

I quit. How the fuck do I parody this crap? x