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strike-face.bsky.social
Terminally online vigilante. Creator of heroic vibes. Pronouns are super / hero and my preference is JUSTICE! I post about games, news. Whatever I feel like. Feed: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:uf762xv6etz4f6ornzigrbdi/feed/aaaiqox7zrkdu
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Has a vehicle ever engendered more hate on sight than the Cybertruck? The visceral reactions at this point are almost involuntary.

submitted 5 hours ago • 86 comments

Insane Clown Fozzie.

submitted 5 hours ago • 0 comments

Uh oh. Before anyone could ask, Gary handed the spray paint to his laptop and blamed the pizza roll graffiti on A.I.

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

daayyyyy day doo day doo

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

Billy Jowl would be a beautiful name for an English Bulldog.

submitted 1 day ago • 3 comments

My big goal is to some day eat enough microplastics to produce my own merch 'in house'

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

It should be illegal to tell other people they look tired

submitted 2 days ago • 15 comments

Anytime I have even a sip of wine, I start thinking like one of the real housewives

submitted 2 days ago • 11 comments

Your mood ring says otherwise

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

Adulthood - a never-ending story of shit you have to do.

submitted 2 days ago • 10 comments

I'm not taking a nap, I just remembered that I'm not done sleeping from before.

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

Hideo Kojima isn’t just a game developer—he’s an artist, a storyteller, a visionary. For decades, he’s pushed the boundaries of what games can be. He doesn’t follow trends. He doesn’t chase approval. He creates with conviction, proving that games aren’t just entertainment...they’re an art form💙🔥

submitted 2 days ago • 5 comments

I cleared all of the toxicity out of my life, and now I have no personality.

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

Musk says he fears assassination then constantly walks around wearing his kid on his shoulders like a helmet.

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

The world isn't ready for classic Squirrel Girl (sorry Rivals fans)

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

i would trade 3 minute videos for 30 second audio only posts

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

"come for vacation, leave on probation" just went nationwide

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

Gary finished spring cleaning the woods behind his house, and the pile of sticks he amassed stretched high above the Earth and awaited ignition by another failed rocket.

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

I think it's criminal you can get an Academy Award despite never having gone to school

submitted 3 days ago • 1 comment

Pallbearing with ball bearings

submitted 3 days ago • 3 comments

Dems wake up, point out that something the GOP is doing is illegal and unconstitutional, and then go straight back to bed.

submitted 3 days ago • 9 comments

Are any of you as sick of my thoughts as I am?

submitted 3 days ago • 3 comments

Trading rate stocks. Got my fucking bone stock, got my fucking fish stock. I got that fucking chicken stock, got the mf veggie stock and shit

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

I'm very literal. If you say you want to sleep with me, I'm taking Klonopin and heading to bed. I don't fuck around when it comes to sleep!

submitted 3 days ago • 10 comments

Today as it's International Women’s Day, all men are asked to listen to themselves and stop mansplaining until after midnight.

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

[SpaceX meeting] "I think we identified the problem." *flips "EXPLODE" switch to "OFF"*

submitted 5 days ago • 16 comments

Cow saves drowning woman by dragging her out of a lake in what scientists are calling a rare case of bovine intervention

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Every day is a mysterious gift, delivered by a sinister stranger

submitted 5 days ago • 3 comments

Life is what happens while you’re waiting for the blood to stop spurting out of your wound

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

*buying a paper shredder* Me: Do you have one big enough to put a human in? Salesman: Uh...I guess you could get a wood chipper. Me: You sick fuck.

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

make sure to check for the best interest rates for your daylight savings

submitted 6 days ago • 2 comments

The Oscar category you win is “Best” followed by the last thing you did. Best Mobile French Fry Acquisition

submitted 6 days ago • 1 comment

I got kicked out of the group chat for saying it doesn't matter what kind of pizza you like as long as it's got corn dogs on it

submitted 6 days ago • 6 comments

me: *flirting* I stopped picking my nose before it was cool

submitted 6 days ago • 3 comments

It used to be that if you were crazy, they would force you into an asylum. Nowadays if you're crazy, they let you open social media accounts and even run for president.

submitted 7 days ago • 3 comments

I read that the average power nap is 20 minutes. That's perfect. I can fit three of them into an hour.

submitted 6 days ago • 7 comments

Can't, sexy witches are trying to steal my soul.

submitted 6 days ago • 1 comment

Gonna go around with the 'bought this before I found out he was a nazi' stickers and just put it on most of what I own - to be safe

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

You want to eat the rich because they stole all the money. I want to eat the rich because they can afford spice and are well-seasoned.

submitted 6 days ago • 1 comment

i’m not getting old they’re just making socks harder to put on

submitted 7 days ago • 3 comments

The needs of the many outweigh the needs of the few, but the possessions of the few outweigh the many.

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments

Regardless of how you feel about the film - this is one of the best trailers ever cut for any movie, period, and encapsulates the spirit of Superman to perfection. If the film were half as good we'd have never left the Snyderverse.

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William Howard Shaft

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The countryside is filled with the sound of tearing earth and the staccato pops of roots coming free from the soil. The ground pulsates a steady rhythm, as through a cloud of flying dirt and floating dust, the enraged horde marches towards the city with a singularity of purpose. The vegans must pay.

submitted 7 days ago • 15 comments

Every Dem speaking out against protesting during that ridiculous speech needs to be voted out/into oblivion.

submitted 7 days ago • 8 comments