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strix948.bsky.social
Just here to ramble and rant 😌 (Warning: usually very silly) Also on IG & Tiktok: Strixly_media
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For dinner I'm having a flatbread filled with millipede meat paste. I call it the pitta pâté of tiny feet.

Pouring the coffee directly on my brain

Literally all they had to do was calmly condemn Musk’s dishonest & inciteful attack on their parliamentary colleague, Jess Phillips. And they couldn’t even manage that. Absolutely shameful.

My neighbour has stopped speaking to me. No idea why. Don't really care, either. Gloriously entertained by aggressively, happily saying "HELLO!" to him on the regular.

Santa Paws 🎅🎄

Heres my 2024 Spotify wrapped. Wouldn’t normally post it but the skies are bluer over here so perhaps it will inspire some people to check out the artists and songs. Feel free to judge lol #spotify #spotifywrapped

I’m finding the community here far more engaging and respectful, while still wickedly funny. Happy to be migrating to these friendlier skies.

Me posting pizza pics: Wow these get an unusual amount of attention! Quote posts of my pizza pics: Why are there so many pizza pics here? I am trapped in a vortex of pizza pics

Please spare a thought for James Dyson, the Brexit-voting billionaire who bought up 33,000 acres of farmland to avoid tax then moved his business to Singapore. He's the real victim here.

forgetting your headphones at home is the modern equivalent of leaving your sword behind in medieval times

Every time there are stories suggesting that 'tonight's a great night to see a meteor shower', I always make sure I avoid seeing the celestial display. I've read Day of the Triffids. I am not going blind if we're being invaded.

Bluesky feels like I took a Time Machine back to 2009 when I was still like “Hey this social media thing is going to make the world a better place.”

Sometimes I wonder what motivates non-coffee drinkers to get out of bed. Probably some sort of pulley system.

Twelve whole followers. I’m basically a celebrity now lol

GM

More #theowlhouse posting

Stolen from @highnessophelia.bsky.social

Unsolicited duck pic!

what if i prepared breakfast for you on my cast irons? what then?

Why does it have to be Monday again. Can I just roll back into bed and skip to the weekend please 🫠

Can relate. #cats

HEY! Did you drink any water at all yet today?

coping mechanism

[Batman at McDonald's] What's your chicken sandwich called? -A McChicken And the rib sandwich? -A McRib [pulls out his batwallet] I like your style.

Loving BlueSky so far. What a warm and welcoming place for nerds!

Pineapple belongs on pizza. 😌

Hello, furrrends! 🥰 I'm Sully and I just joined Bluesky because I realized that the app is used by a lot of cat-loving people! ❤️ I'm here to make your day brighter and meet new friends. 🥹🫶🏻 Show me your pets and let's follow each other. 🥰 Have a wonderful weekend! ✨

Watching X and all the spite and hate that is on the platform burn is a nice sight. Its sad to have lost what Twitter was in its prime but its nice to be here where the grass is greener and the skies are blue 😌 (Plus a Ginge pic because she’s adorable)

Try this: move the BlueSky app icon to where your Twitter icon is. Then slide your Twitter icon off your main screen. You’ll notice a vast improvement in your blood pressure.

FUCK. YEAH. 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽

Good morning, it's time to chug three cups of tea and explode on impact

Either you don't eat cereal for months or you eat 3 bowls in one night. There’s no in-between

I would not tell anyone if I had won the lottery, but there would be signs.

had a great bbq at my local library last night. we all had shhhh kebabs

my cats have unionised in support of additional breakfasts

pineapple belongs. you know it to be true.

Adopt a cat.