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Swept them hoes

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I’m convinced the Astros would be below .500 if the other team could field the ball properly

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Joe did us dirty in an 11-1 game

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What if Ohtani and Ibanez had a baby?

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A’s should’ve started Roebuck

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Yes, every game I’ve gone to there I’ve thought “You know what would make this experience better? If the train was louder”

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There’s no explaining this team. Just enjoy the ride I guess

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Kaleb Ort had his wedding reception at a Cabela’s

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The Astros offense is Chinese water torture

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So if they can call Warren Pocahontas then they can call this prick Paddy

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When they pick up the call in the bullpen to bring in Bennett is it on a Sousaphone?

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Finally a risky send by Topo Chico

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They all have such fragile masculinity. It’s sad and also deeply terrifying from the man-children running the federal government

submitted 5 days ago • 2 comments

I have never heard of a bad Bracamonte story. Dude is loved by everyone

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Victor Caratini: Best Astro to ever wear 17

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The mediocre mess of the division will never allow it but I’m starting to wonder what Jake’s trade value is

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We used to hunt alligators using a fishing line, treble hooks, a rope run through a piece of pipe and a baseball bat. Give it a sporting chance

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Troll. Big scary monsters never bothered me but a little evil shit sneaking around where I can’t see left me shook

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I hated when coaches would touch me while talking to me on the mound. TBH I’m not even happy you’re standing on my mound

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Eat Sock has been a nice find

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Getting picked off twice is no way to get more ABs, young man

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