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I’m probably naive, but I would hope that whatever little humanity our country has left raises hell over zip-tying fucking children

Nats take a 2 run lead in extras at Seattle. No you’re scoreboard watching in May

Watched the Earnhardt doc. His death was the redneck equivalent of knowing where you were when Kennedy(s) was shot or 9/11. I remember exactly where I was and how hard it hit me

LET DUBIE PITCH

He got adderall of that one off Whitley

@dune-in-katy.bsky.social I’ve always said this site needs more bad sports takes. 😂 Welcome aboard, Dunie

The bullpen was never going to keep up that pace

Why are you double clutching Yainer? Bad fundamentals all around

Haven’t heard anything new about the Peaky Blinders movie and I’m starting to worry

Shay Whitcomb is 38 years old. Stop

No. This is like throwing one of the cartoon Cars in a Mad Max movie

Swept them hoes

I’m convinced the Astros would be below .500 if the other team could field the ball properly

Joe did us dirty in an 11-1 game

What if Ohtani and Ibanez had a baby?

A’s should’ve started Roebuck

Yes, every game I’ve gone to there I’ve thought “You know what would make this experience better? If the train was louder”

There’s no explaining this team. Just enjoy the ride I guess

Kaleb Ort had his wedding reception at a Cabela’s

The Astros offense is Chinese water torture

So if they can call Warren Pocahontas then they can call this prick Paddy

When they pick up the call in the bullpen to bring in Bennett is it on a Sousaphone?