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No. This is like throwing one of the cartoon Cars in a Mad Max movie

Swept them hoes

I’m convinced the Astros would be below .500 if the other team could field the ball properly

Joe did us dirty in an 11-1 game

What if Ohtani and Ibanez had a baby?

A’s should’ve started Roebuck

Yes, every game I’ve gone to there I’ve thought “You know what would make this experience better? If the train was louder”

There’s no explaining this team. Just enjoy the ride I guess

Kaleb Ort had his wedding reception at a Cabela’s

The Astros offense is Chinese water torture

So if they can call Warren Pocahontas then they can call this prick Paddy

When they pick up the call in the bullpen to bring in Bennett is it on a Sousaphone?

Finally a risky send by Topo Chico

They all have such fragile masculinity. It’s sad and also deeply terrifying from the man-children running the federal government

I have never heard of a bad Bracamonte story. Dude is loved by everyone

Victor Caratini: Best Astro to ever wear 17

The mediocre mess of the division will never allow it but I’m starting to wonder what Jake’s trade value is

We used to hunt alligators using a fishing line, treble hooks, a rope run through a piece of pipe and a baseball bat. Give it a sporting chance