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Tier c-d shitposter I resisted last time, thanks Og nerd He/Him 716 👇Dumb stuff from my gray matter. https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:rzgxnxi42gyskrxw247ofmee/feed/aaacytkq3tawq
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on the scale of being a unicorn that farts rainbows to being an all consuming eldritch horror where do you fall on the whimsy scale?

submitted 9 hours ago • 19 comments

If you’re a man, you’re actually not allowed to read the comments first to see if someone said it already. It’s illegal.

submitted 6 hours ago • 12 comments

moo deng for pontiff campaign starts now alert the conclave

submitted 7 hours ago • 7 comments

Too bad you can’t tell company to leave like a therapist says “We’re out of time for today.”

submitted 10 hours ago • 20 comments

i am in such a good mood i am gonna name something. jurassic park. which is a 90s sci-fi blockbuster film. w dinosaurs 🦕

submitted 8 hours ago • 12 comments

The next pope has already been selected: 19-year-old tech wunderkind "Mega Dong"

submitted 8 hours ago • 10 comments

The doctor said I need to do things to get my heart rate up so I'm letting my teen son drive me around.

submitted 19 hours ago • 17 comments

if you see red smoke that means i’m the new pope

submitted 10 hours ago • 3 comments

Ask you doctor if your heart is healthy enough for reading the news

submitted 10 hours ago • 1 comment

I wonder which organ works the hardest during the digestion of Mt. Dew?

submitted 10 hours ago • 2 comments

"that's a nasty habit you've got there" i declare, as i goose Sister Agatha

submitted 14 hours ago • 2 comments

When got this thing this weekend with the king of wessex to reinforce your alliance with the kingdom of Northhubria but you just wanna play fifa

submitted 13 hours ago • 1 comment

I’m watching Watership Down (1978) for the first time and realizing we just don’t scare kids with art like we used to.

submitted 15 hours ago • 229 comments

he’s a 10 but he thinks farts aren’t funny

submitted 15 hours ago • 4 comments

I don’t hate you for your freedom, I hate you for putting a lift kit on your Kia Soul

submitted 12 hours ago • 1 comment

coffee so black spaghettification begins when you lean in for your first sip

submitted 22 hours ago • 65 comments

So, does the hockey team have to go to gitmo because they lost, or does that kick in later?

submitted 13 hours ago • 1 comment

I know you have a choice about where you can do your posts about baseball and I’m really glad you’re doing them here (sincere).

submitted 14 hours ago • 0 comments

This zone is for the loading and unloading of shitposts only

submitted 14 hours ago • 4 comments

Do I have enough clout for you yet, baby?

submitted 14 hours ago • 0 comments

My store brand is called Kirklander.

submitted 14 hours ago • 0 comments

*outside the retirement home on my in-lines ' I'm here to steal your giiiiiirrrrrrrrrrl

submitted 15 hours ago • 0 comments

*glares at pile of unfolded laundry while loading washer*

submitted 15 hours ago • 3 comments

i dont understand how someone as basic as i am can have so much stomach acid

submitted 16 hours ago • 2 comments

if you interact with me 8 times in a month you can redeem your punch card for fabulous prizes* *leftover takeout

submitted 16 hours ago • 10 comments

STOP reading books and START drinking paint

submitted 17 hours ago • 24 comments

someone should invent a pie that fucks itself

submitted 17 hours ago • 7 comments

Is it really them that you miss, or the validation it was you thought they created for you.

submitted 17 hours ago • 0 comments

random statement about the economy

submitted 1 day ago • 4 comments

I'm only on social media because it's a cheap solution to my low blood pressure issues.

submitted 1 day ago • 2 comments

Try to remember: life is about joy, and the cost of that joy, love.

submitted 23 hours ago • 3 comments

this apocalypse needs a soundtrack

submitted 17 hours ago • 106 comments

Sorry I’m late! I was getting a blowjob

submitted 1 day ago • 10 comments

me, yelling at a group of slugs in the back garden:

submitted 20 hours ago • 2 comments

My husband knows when I turn the heat up because the vents on the woodstove squeak.

submitted 17 hours ago • 0 comments

*hesitates to get into the lifeboat because I wasn’t specifically invited*

submitted 17 hours ago • 0 comments

When people see my non-meme posts

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

unhinge your jaw

submitted 1 day ago • 9 comments

Started a book on tape. The Scotch chapter is kinda slow. Hoping the action picks up by duct.

submitted 20 hours ago • 28 comments

The proper shit post to sincere post ratio is 50:1

submitted 18 hours ago • 22 comments

I’m going to be the Mayor of Naptown this afternoon

submitted 20 hours ago • 3 comments

name a song or rap that teaches Black History.

submitted 17 hours ago • 21 comments

It’s time for Michael Cera to be James Bond, you cowards

submitted 17 hours ago • 1 comment

Even you funny fuckers need a hug sometimes. I love you.

submitted 17 hours ago • 0 comments

I am brave, I am strong, and I will be seeking validation anyway

submitted 19 hours ago • 6 comments

I would apologize, but I think we both learned something valuable

submitted 19 hours ago • 2 comments