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I'll take that but I basically wanted to eat everything apart from the foie gras

Can we listen to Little Fluffy Clouds? We have Little Fluffy Clouds at home. Little Fluffy Clouds at home: open.spotify.com/track/42a9HE...

Why should a newspaper be obligated to print your extremely subjective condemnation in their obituaries column? Is this that main character energy people talk about?

Wow. And if the BBC broadcast Kneecap doing it, THEY are the bad guys

The English Teacher set on iPlayer is really good. The cello is an underrated indie pop instrument and the band are a lot more RAWK live than I thought they would be

Needs Lae'zel squatting on a lily pad but maximum points for how absolutely fuming Shadowheart is at the whole business

Somehow, even from that angle, she will manage to hit her own foot

I honestly think that if Jason Donovan rereleased his 1989 song "too many broken hearts in the world" but the replaced the words 'broken hearts' with 'fucking cunts' he's got a worldwide hit on his hands.

A reminder that next month the UK government will require all major porn sites to accrue a huge cache of potential blackmail data on their users that will definitely not get leaked in multiple security breaches

Looking at the promo video for this 'AI First' web browser and it all looks cool, but I can't get past the idea that I just have to *trust it*. I *don't* trust it. I want to check if it is accidentally poisoning me, or deliberately pushing paid content at me www.diabrowser.com?ref=spyglass...

'Against their body'

Fuck. Me.

Not sure about casting Chalamet as Bond but you have to trust in a director's vision

@johnrain.co.uk John, wake up. New serious, visionary Bond director just dropped

I for one welcome the tiny nose robots

Genuinely taken aback that serious people are putting THE IRISHMAN in their best films of C21 lists. Is there another version of the film where the 'de-aged' De Niro doesn't stumble around like someone made Mr Magoo wear a Slightly-Younger-Old-Guy suit?

I don't know how I'm expected to fit in that outfit but sure

It's very simple. It needs hands so it can strangle its creator

Just another example of the Enpissification of technology

Ice cream truck funerals apparently produce the most horror movie ass sound you can hear in real life

Father Fintan Stack

Ooh do you reckon we need some 'warfighters' to protect the 'homeland'?

Fucking hell. I am headed directly to gitmo

Hahaha