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Writer. Geek. Mononippled gadabout. I made SWEARDLE http://sweardle.glitch.me You're welcome. Listen to or read the play what I wrote http://erislabs.net/stu/nigel/ I am hagbardsapple on B3ta.
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Oh, man! Look at those cavemen go It's the freakiest show Take a look at the lawman, beating up the wrong guy Oh, man! Wonder if he'll ever know He's in the best-selling show Is there life on Mars?

submitted 2 hours ago • 0 comments

Not sure how I missed this but is that REALLY Reform;s slogan? Could they not have gone with something less controversial such as, Reform - Nigel's the leader, he's the leader, he's the leader of Reform, he is? Or perhaps, umm, no sorry I don't know any Lostprophets songs. Pretend I did a funny

submitted 10 hours ago • 5 comments

I can't read 'Met Gala' without thinking it is a swish annual do for the Metropolitan Police. Cressida Dick wowing in Dior, Sir Bernard Hogan-Howe challenging convention with a bold paisley three-piece and a statement truncheon.

submitted 15 hours ago • 1 comment

@laurenlaverne.bsky.social ha. Was just about to tweet that sounded like 'Haim Petty'

submitted 15 hours ago • 0 comments

With the possible exception of Wyll I'm not sure how you look at any of the romance options in BG3 and get 'unavailable'.

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

🎶She says, 🎵"I don't want nobody else, I love you"🎶 "She's lying"

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

For a movie to be classified as American, it must include: - Celebratory shooting in the air - Sidekicks (cracking wise) - Bad feeling about this, clearly expressed - Squad car nose-first in ditch, siren winds down - Diner waitress, no-nonsense - Whup-ass scene - Old lady says ‘motherfucker’

submitted 1 day ago • 37 comments

FINALLY!

submitted 2 days ago • 3 comments

So. Doctor Who, then.

submitted 3 days ago • 1 comment

TARGET ACQUIRED. In just shy of 24 hours!!! I am taking a moment, then on to the stretch goals...

submitted 4 days ago • 7 comments

The beautiful, beautiful BFI, showing how it’s done, after three recent Supreme Court ruling.

submitted 4 days ago • 25 comments

New Reform councillor looks like he leads a bunch of misfit M15 rejects from an office littered with takeaway boxes and cans

submitted 4 days ago • 1 comment

We put a right wing guy in charge of strategy. We keep losing to the right, and he keeps saying "go more right". For some reason we keep doing it

submitted 4 days ago • 14 comments

The Green Party don’t get as much media coverage as Reform because the continuation of civilised human life on the planet isn’t as interesting as cunts.

submitted 4 days ago • 50 comments

POLITI-FACT: He's actually named after a steam-powered dildo from Burrough's Naked Lunch

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

Now THAT'S something I haven't felt in a while - that rising, cold panic when you realise your kid is nowhere to be seen in the playground or other public place because you looked away for a femtosecond and they went to the very last place you would look. Used to get that about twice a week, BITD.

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

Just taken my 93 year-old Cardinal to vote in the Conclave. An American Cardinal interrupted his benediction to shout, "In my country we speak ENGLISH, not LATIN!" He replied, "Actually, I was praying in WELSH." The entire Basilica stood up and applauded.

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This footage looks like you would have to share it within 3 days or mysteriously die

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

Hooray, hooray, the first of May! Moaning about this interminable heat begins today!

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

This checks out. We know he already has a golden throne

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

This is Arang and Aro. Aro is giving them the ol' razzle dazzle, and Arang is giving nothing at all. 12/10

submitted 6 days ago • 242 comments