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stuartpadasso.bsky.social
He/him level 46 pan, cis male. Married and poly. Anti racist. Anti homophobia. Anti transphobia. Anti fascist. Occasionally funny. Sometimes sexy. Trying to survive.
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Do you think, in today’s musical landscape, “cum sale, away with me” would be a relevant advertisement strategy for a sperm bank that finds itself needing to reduce inventory?

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Evenin’ y’all

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If they’ve haven’t already done so rolling paper companies that like to get silly with designs need to make some with Rick Astley’s face on them. A Rick Roll you can roll with

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Netflix and chill is cool, but have you ever done the glassy eyes and Spotify? You really want to get intimate with someone, listen to each others music.

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One of my coworkers died by suicide earlier this week leaving behind his wife and three kids. A GoFundMe has been set up in his honor. Bryce was an incredible nurse and all around good human and I'll miss him dearly gofund.me/48fa4476

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Evening y’all. Is tummy Tuesday a thing?

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A+ community note.

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Who got they tits out? I’m trying to find motivation to work out today. I need inspiration.

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Proof of life and whatnot

submitted 36 days ago • 1 comment

If King Julian, Maurice, and all the other lemurs got into stock car racing. Would it be called MadaNASCAR or MadaGASCAR?

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Sometimes, when I want to feel something, I imagine Kermit the frog singing Long December.

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As a Trump voter you may or may not be racist but what I do know is that him being a multiple felonious conman, convicted rapist, racist, misogynistic, xenophobic, transphobic and treasonous hack weren't enough to lose your vote

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I have decided that Mr. Jones by Counting Crows, is about Indy before he finished his degree to be Dr. Jones

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Let me eat it from the back. I wanna stick my tongue in your bootyhole, while I rub your clit.

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