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Kristen | 38 | She/her | Canadian I’m here to horny shitpost, and complain. Don’t use pet names with me, unless we’ve previously discussed it. 🔞MDNI🔞 ‼️AGE in your BIO or I will BLOCK YOU‼️ Reposting my lewds is ok, unless otherwise stated.
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I ate a sandwich, walked my dog in the cool breeze, showered, drank a lot of water, and now it’s bedtime. I have a dermatologist appt in the morning that I’ve waited 2 years for, and I’m excited about it. I hope my parents get mosquito bites in their sleep tonight, and that I don’t. ✌🏻 Goodnight. 💜

Is it sad that I saw this and sort of wanted to cry a bit? I just want something like this so badly. I feel like that’s pretty pathetic of me. I guess it’s the hopeless, romantic in me colliding with the wannabe “sex kitten”, bc looking at these four panels…? I just want what they have.

Anyway, I forgot that we sometimes post lewds on here, then I was jumpscared on my phone by pics of my own tits. I’m not sure if I’m feeling confident enough to share any today though. 🫤 Sorry. 😓

Around 4pm today, my mom, my younger sister and I are going to Old Navy, bc my sister decided that she *needs* shorts (for the kpop concert she’s going to this weekend).

Puppy moment

In case you missed it! Why not start your week off right and subscribe?

I don’t want obedience out of fear. I want it soaked in trust. Willing. Warm. Undeniably hers. That’s where the real power lives. 🖤

Excuse me while I say “what the actual fuck???” 🤨 (I’ve reported it as spam and blocked the account.)

I almost forgot I said this last night. Ok, you have an hour before I start blocking. ✌🏻

I was up at 7 to get my dog out for a walk by 7:30, because it’s gonna be another hot one! 🙃

Or something idk I’m falling asleep and it’s too hot to think. The power’s on again though so at least I have my fan blowing on me now ok byeee

What if you overstimmed your cock in my pussy?

Oh, it looks like the backup battery on our wifi is out, bc I’m on data now. I’ll be turning on airplane mode for a bit, popping back now and then if I get bored. Bye for now! 👋🏻

My desire to touch myself tonight is battling with my desire to not melt in this heat. I’ll let you guess which desire is winning, it’s the one that involves me not passing out from heat exhaustion. ✌🏻

I’ve had an influx of followers with no age listed anywhere on their page. You have until my power comes back on to remedy that, before I block you.

I accidentally took an hour long nap on the couch, and I woke up to the news that we might not have power for another five hours. This is not what I was hoping to wake up to. And it’s still so so hot. Remember that ice cream date I was talking about? Can someone… maybe… please…? 🥺

“Crews have identified the issue and are working hard to make repairs. The estimated time to restore power to the remaining affected areas is approximately 5 hours.” You’ve got to be fucking kidding me. 🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️

The power’s been off for 45 minutes now. If the hydro people tell us that it’s NOT a “squirrel in a transformer” issue, I’ll be very surprised.

ACAB also applies to the cop inside your head. no need to tell other people how they should be processing stuff. especially if you’re one of us melanin-deficient folk, don’t be putting extra labour on Black people and people of colour who are just trying to grieve the loss of a mutual friend.

I’m literally begging the universe for someone to take me out on an ice cream/slushie date sometime soon. If only because it’s just too damn hot. Brb, gonna go refill my water bottle yet again.

I didn’t restrict interactions on that last post, don’t make me regret it.

This heat is making me sleepy and sappy. I need soft kisses and a cooling breeze. And for someone to call me their “pretty girl” in private, *and* in public. I’m not asking for much, right?

If I was your gf, and you lived somewhere hot… 😏 Eeeeeasy access 24/7. 😌

Y’all, if I lived alone, I’d be walking around in either just some thin, sheer panties, or in nothing at all. It’s too hot to wear clothing. 🥺

Computers in 1995: so you can use this to talk to friends, receive electronic mail, read the news, and file your taxes Computers in 2025: ChatGPT, who is my only friend, said women owe me sex and the surveillance state knows I’m too powerful

Life is hard enough, why not sink into the soft sensuality of my Fairy Circle? Pleasure and rest are powerful forms of resistance. Let me help you feel good 💋 #bbw #selling #BlackSexWorker #QueerSexWorker #ebony #nsfwsky Fansly.com/feelgoodfaye

When was the last time I 💦? Because, thinking back on it, I honestly can’t remember.

Don’t ask me how I know this, because I truly don’t understand it myself, but my pussy is absolutely parched and desperately needs to milk a cock. Every last drop of cum, until you’re completely dry. It *needs* this.

Last night, for a brief second, I thought about putting those silly, expensive markers on my Throne wishlist, ahead of my birthday (in over a month). But then I remembered that my “roommate” exists, so I can’t. 😓😪

I just saw A Thing on here, and was very tempted to do a little manual playing, but it’s already too hot to even think about doing anything more than just lie around and groan about the weather. 😪

Oh, but for the record, nobody fucked me today and honestly, I think it’s a little bit unfair. You can make it up to me by [redacted] my [redacted] while I’m sleeping, and then [redacted] my [redacted] when I wake up tomorrow morning. Pretty please.

It’s almost midnight and it’s 23° out, and it’s still so muggy and humid that it feels like I’m breathing in soup. I’ve been drinking so much water today, I feel like a fish. My fan is on me now, and I’m going to go to sleep, bc this kind of heat drains all of my energy. Goodnight. 💜