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Little Miss Muffet sat on a tuffet, eating her curds and whey:

submitted 3 days ago • 32 comments

[finally standing up to a bully] hey asshole... [but remembering that first and foremost I am a poet] I will engulf you like a fog

submitted 479 days ago • 21 comments

here’s a cool test to see if your country’s economy is good: walk to the grocery store and count how many unhoused people you see. anything greater than zero means your country is a failure in all ways.

submitted 10 days ago • 12 comments

Here are some nice mushrooms

submitted 7 days ago • 425 comments

Sorry if it's cringe or virtue signaling or whatever but unqualified and unconditional love and support to every trans person on earth. You will win and I will help you.

submitted 15 days ago • 71 comments

redesign of the piece that has gotten me restricted/suspended at least 4 times 😇

submitted 74 days ago • 29 comments

Me opening the news every fucking morning

submitted 20 days ago • 46 comments

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submitted 23 days ago • 5 comments

fix your hearts or die

submitted 24 days ago • 15 comments

Let me show you my findings

submitted 43 days ago • 13 comments

once again thinking about this passage from David Lynch's book Catching the Big Fish

submitted 74 days ago • 45 comments

laughed for the first time in days thanks to this

submitted 35 days ago • 16 comments

screaming in lowercase

submitted 36 days ago • 18 comments

submitted 216 days ago • 34 comments

Frank Paton - Witness my Act and Deed (1882)

submitted 41 days ago • 6 comments

YOUR ENEMIES LAMENT YOUR VERY EXISTENCE. HAVE YOU EATEN TODAY?

submitted 41 days ago • 2 comments

the internet is clearly past its peak, having already produced its greatest project (isabella rossellini dramatically enacting animal mating habits in a transcendent video series) youtu.be/h0oiPSkXA0c?...

submitted 42 days ago • 27 comments

many of us are doomin out tonite myself included so here is a poem by tony hoagland i like to read when i am trying to snap out of it a little

submitted 45 days ago • 14 comments

we're just innocent men

submitted 163 days ago • 97 comments

ME: [extremely burnt out] I need to take the day off to relax ALSO ME: I wonder if there is a way that I could relax that would be more productive

submitted 71 days ago • 93 comments

The best time to wipe your ass is right after pooping. The second best time is now

submitted 71 days ago • 1 comment

success is not wealth, nor longevity, nor power. all these are temporary, ephemeral. success is when you get Pringles, the extruded potato snack

submitted 73 days ago • 42 comments