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the only reason I believe true love exists

the power of James gandolfini to be an absolute delight in this wackadoo movie that is filled with everything, but a serviceable plot is a testament to his ability

#nowwatching btw this is the weirdest poster ever

No Other Land Co-Director Yuval Abraham: "The foreign policy in this country is helping to block this path. Why? Can't you see that we are intertwined? There is another way. It's not too late for life, for the living. There is no other way."

Anyway everyone go see NICKEL BOYS

if you saw nickel boys and weren't moved, then you have no soul

shocked that the oscars got it completely wrong again. they are usually so on the money.

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the most intense talk about drilling outside college dorm room #fthismoviefest

this is almost like watching branagh recite hamlet #fthismoviefest

#fthismoviefest Ben Affleck at the meteor:

these special effects sure are special effectin' #fthismoviefest

it's kinda crazy they just blew up a bazillion dollar Russian space station without a wink #fthismoviefest

this like team America but for real #fthismoviefest

I think half of bay's power is his successful use of the montages #fthismoviefest

the animal cracker scene is something that a man would think is adorable and woman has to uncomfortable laugh through #fthismoviefest

Ben Affleck has never been my type but maybe he is now? #fthismoviefest

my favorite part of bay films: infantalizing women #fthismoviefest

I love Steve buscemi being described a pussy hound #fthismoviefest

the biggest lie movies taught me is that the ceos of companies actually built anything #fthismoviefest

I always think about how many showers you'd have to take if you got covered in oil #fthismoviefest

lol shooting a gun all over an oil rig. that's about as believable as an asteroid falling out of the sky... #fthismoviefest

but how does he get dunkin donuts in the middle of the ocean? #fthismoviefest

so. many. zoom. ins. #fthismoviefest

the 90s loved a flipping taxi in their action films #fthismoviefest

bay is somehow melodramatic and completely surface level at the same time. this is not a bad thing when pulled off correctly #fthismoviefest

the stranglehold the pennywhistle had on scores in the 90s gives me ptsd whenever I hear a few notes #fthismoviefest

I literally just watched Armageddon a few months ago on vhs but here we are cause I don't want to miss a thing #fthismoviefest

we have officially reached the martini part of our evening #fthismoviefest

the biggest turn-on is always finding out a guy has a wife and girlfriend #fthismoviefest

I think they say "snake eyes" like twenty times in this movie. that is not a complaint #fthismoviefest

they should have named the hurricane "snake eyes" #fthismoviefest

the way the blood flew out of cage's mouth as he is punched is visceral in its flight #fthismoviefest

to piggyback on psycho snake eyes feels like something Hitchcock would make. a (faux) blonde leading lady, a cocky lead and a mystery that takes place all in a contained space #fthismoviefest

when the corruption is calling from inside the house #fthismoviefest

the greatness of snake eyes is that is built on the Columbo model. a "how catch 'em" with a falk like intriguing lead in cage #fthismoviefest

proof of burger. sorry pizza we had to cheat on you this year #fthismoviefest

I have to go pick up dinner, so I'm dropping this now: this is what male excellence looks like #fthismoviefest