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As it is that time of year again, here is W/C L.E. Healy's wonderful response to the Air Ministry's reminder, hours into the landings in Normandy, that 2TAF's Hawker Typhoon Bomphoons were not cleared to drop 1000lbs bombs. The Canadian Tiffys had already dropped 48 of them that morning... #dday

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Yo, things are getting tense over on Acquire Social right now.... #StarTrek #StarTrekMemes #StarTrekDS9

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this is just like the parable of the scorpion and the scorpion

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you’re laughing? the leopards have resorted to cannibalism and you’re LAUGHING?

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once again I must tap my own sign

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BREAKING: Sauron and Saruman's former alliance in ruins following Saruman's attempts to find the Ring for himself. The two are currently engaged in a Palantír feud.

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I say this a lot but we are all so lucky this generation of fascists came of age on message boards and not stabbing people to death at close range in a trench while the world detonates endlessly around them

submitted 2 days ago • 60 comments

The most crybaby bitchy girlfight of all time and this megadork thinks it's Ali vs Foreman.

submitted 2 days ago • 58 comments

i just... (eyes fill with tears) hate them both so much

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Next to Trump and Musk, Shatner and I look like adoring newlyweds.

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One must never hand it to the guy, but Trump does have some malignant flair for posting. Musk couldn't post if his life depended on it, but Trump is a sort of Sith posting savant, in a warped and strange way.

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My mum has just summed up Trump v Musk with perfect Northern Irish succinctness - "It's pathetic"

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The leopards They are eating each other yes YES The leopards are HUNGRY

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Could we be witnessing Double Lowtax?

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Wait a minute, this is the plot of Mostly Harmless

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Taurus: Before seeking revenge, dig two graves. More if you plan on being thorough.

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I remember the first time my dad asked me to punch him in the face. Me and my 27 brothers (no sisters) and their 26 moms were there with me and dad. All 55 of us were just wrasslin. "Let me have it," dad said. He had been awake since 1991, because of the drugs and blackmail. Weeks later he died.

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Again, I cannot express how little I expected someone would usurp my position as "guy who takes ketamine in the company of a president".

submitted 8 days ago • 37 comments

Can you rename counties in Crusader Kings? I have a horrible idea...

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ChatGPT is asked to create a map of Ireland and ends up doing the "if your nation wore jeans would it wear them like this?" meme. [Posting with alt-text I've spent far too long writing, in an attempt to convey just how gloriously, horrifyingly shit this is]

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ITS STILL FINE

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I have plenty of thoughts about this web site having been here for a while and truly been through some SHIT, but I’m choosing to simply do the healthy thing for me: typing out my thoughts onto a factory sealed, airgapped laptop before flinging it vigorously into the sea.

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I want answers to none of the questions this raises.

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There are whole movies that don’t have the twists and turns of this paragraph.

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