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one of my favorite running storylines in culture is that people treat JAMES BOND as a franchise full of classic, beloved movies that has only recently lost its way, when the reality is that literally almost every single movie in the history of the franchise sucks.

who’s gonna do it, who will be the hero we needed

free him

The president of the NCAA is man named Charlie Baker. He is a member of the Republican party and the former governor of Massachusetts His address is 49 Monument Avenue, Swampscott, Massachusetts

Enjoy some pictures I took on my lunchtime walk the past 2 days

If I have to read another headline that follows the format "x just quietly y" I'm going to kms

"Water hydrates you but coffee doesn't" is so goofy. Hydrocucks believe anything theyre told. Like okay yeah sure lol a couple magic beans turn a cup of water into a brand new substance with all the water parts removed 🤡 🤡 🤡 🤡 🤡 🤡 🤡

ringo pitching what would later become a different song to lennon:

Just kidding I figured it out

Need a Linux nerd to tell me what I'm doing wrong trying to set up this pi hole. I've been at it for way too long

checking in on the anti-aging guy and his large son talmage

leaving bluesky for Google+

Drunk me couldn't appreciate having to see Gordon Ramsey's ass in every episode of Hotel Hell. Sober me know the show is better for it. Change and growth are possible.

china likes luigi, who knew

Torrenting without a VPN is like having sex without a condom: awesome.

This must hit so hard if you’re stupid

and if i say what should be done to them somehow I'LL get in trouble

My porn bot followers are now higher than my twitter numbers ever dreamed of being

unionized arby's be like: we have the means

Me: It doesn't have a tail, so I'm pretty sure it's a hamster. Tech support: *sigh* Fine. Right click on your hamster...

Getting unfollowed by an attractive woman does do psychic damage to me. Please reconsider what you are going to do, I might die

Today marked 200 days sober 🎉

Counterpoint: no it's not.

It really is quite touching. I haven’t seen something bring people together like the UnitedHealth CEO assassination since the release of Pokémon Go.

(me unhooking your bra) fuck yeah dude let's go

Love, laugh, love in a liminal space.

I hope this email kills you

Back when I was a youngster, this was my starter pack

I love when someone realizes their opinion is wrong and just disables replies. Dems lost cause they deserved to lose. Running on the same platform they did in 2016 thinking they were going to win is crazy.