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stuthelimey.bsky.social
Can't be deported because I'm as American as apple crumble
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The little one was standing outside the other day and said "scary" So I ask: "Tell me what's scary so we can talk about it" After some more asking he says (doesn't have many words)) "slow mo man" and pointed to a bush. Honestly kid, yeah I'm afraid of the idea of a slow motion man in a bush too.

submitted 5 hours ago • 0 comments

If I get to see both @clppng.bsky.social and Deltron in the same year - 2025 can be saved from the trash heap of history.

submitted 7 hours ago • 1 comment

JD Vance - death Bolsinaro - pestilence We're 2 away from a party

submitted 7 hours ago • 0 comments

And I looked, and behold a pale horse: and his name that sat on him was Death

submitted 16 hours ago • 1 comment

Imagine refusing to relinquish your big fish in a tiny pond position of power until you literally drop dead and then the pope completely upstages you.

submitted 18 hours ago • 0 comments

I had to look at this three times because I thought it was a Lego set

submitted 19 hours ago • 0 comments

I'm assuming Ruggerio was Catholic but still this feels like too strong of a tribute to the pope

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

We have to figure out the rules for the JD Vance death touch, just Catholics?

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

Probably an unfortunate way of putting this

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

I bet it's not as good as when Kelsey Grammar performed the entire score of the HMS Pinafore

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

Do trans women even eat hot chip and lie?

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

Why does this make me think of the fast/cheap/good truism? You can have a nazi disney adult but they can't be a liberal, you can get a liberal nazi but they can't be a disney adult

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

Tried to take the toddler on a brief train ride today but because we live in a backwards ass place missing one would mean the next isn't for two hours

submitted 3 days ago • 1 comment

I'm sorry, what now?

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

If I get deported please don't send Sheldon after me, I want my number one RI hero: Providence Mayor Brett Smiley. So I can tell him he sucks in person, in another country.

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

a film that takes place where you're from

submitted 6 days ago • 2 comments

If you mean walking in without a disguise and saying his full name to anyone who'll listen, I fully believe it was a James Bond-like move

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

I would refuse to converse with this guy outside the medium of balloon

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments