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If Jelly Roll, Post Malone, and Jack Harlow made an album record together that would be really dope

submitted 9 days ago • 0 comments

Posting not just bangers and mash, but bangers and M.A.S.H. I’m like Hawkeye, son

submitted 32 days ago • 0 comments

Posting not bangers but bangers and mash

submitted 33 days ago • 0 comments

Return of the Mack: No I don’t want store credit, I want cash

submitted 41 days ago • 0 comments

Closer I am to whatever, fine

submitted 41 days ago • 0 comments

First rule of monkey fight club: ooh ooh ah ah Second rule of monkey fight club: ooh ooh ah ah

submitted 53 days ago • 0 comments

Posting not “bangers” but “whacked”

submitted 56 days ago • 0 comments

*me, 10 minutes into 2025* im bored

submitted 57 days ago • 8 comments

Fuck, Marry, Kill: European cheeses edition

submitted 65 days ago • 0 comments

[a horse walks into a bar] bartender: what can i get you horse: what no that’s not how this format goes you’re supposed to say why the long f… you know what nvm just show me where i can get some water bartender: i could but then i can’t make you drink horse: what

submitted 67 days ago • 113 comments

Barack Obama has shared his top erotic free-to-play games of 2024

submitted 68 days ago • 136 comments

It’s Christmas time, so I put on a green shirt and then cut myself a lot while shaving

submitted 68 days ago • 0 comments

I have no butt, and I must fart

submitted 70 days ago • 0 comments

Still got it (an ingrown hair)

submitted 70 days ago • 0 comments

“Where’s Your Head At” is the perfect Christmas movie

submitted 72 days ago • 0 comments

Me: is this a Wendy’s? Cashier: Sir, this is a Wendy’s

submitted 75 days ago • 0 comments

@stephencolbert.bsky.social we demand more Principal Bullfrog!

submitted 78 days ago • 0 comments

Maintaining my comedy relevance by mastering my impression of Jay-Z Robocop

submitted 81 days ago • 0 comments

“Falcon Tuah.” Late, but totally worth it.

submitted 84 days ago • 0 comments

Hotel with Christmas decor and Green Day’s “Holiday” being played by Ye Olde Musak

submitted 92 days ago • 0 comments

No, I mean the *other* baseline from Ice Ice Baby

submitted 96 days ago • 0 comments

I got so much trouble on my mind / refuse to lose / here’s your ticket / hear the drummer get Wicked Part 1 in theaters now

submitted 96 days ago • 0 comments

I don't miss GIFs, but I do wish I could bring this mind-blowing CHOMPING SOUND to the skyline www.tiktok.com/@thetoledozo...

submitted 490 days ago • 9 comments

A typo just made me realise GUN AND TONIC is a great name for a hardboiled detective franchise.

submitted 114 days ago • 1 comment

I think I, a 50-year old man, could stuff Eli Manning into a locker. I can see it in his eyes

submitted 163 days ago • 0 comments

Going to yell “nice haircut you haircut-looking ass” at everyone I see tomorrow between 3:15 -7:30 pm

submitted 199 days ago • 0 comments

Ode to the 4th place Olympian- He tried so hard And got so far And in the end It doesn’t really matter

submitted 206 days ago • 0 comments

Yes I ate a loaf of raisin bread in the past 18 hours sorry what was the question again

submitted 233 days ago • 0 comments

Hard to believe the same species made the Mars rover and “Whole Lotta Love”

submitted 303 days ago • 0 comments

My new middle aged superpower is that my knees can detect the slightest slope of any road: ooh ouchie I’m one centimeter uphill says my left knee. I’m Captain Kneeman

submitted 305 days ago • 0 comments

[jogging]: oh dear it’s the curry [more jogging]: oh no it’s the tacos

submitted 306 days ago • 0 comments