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subarudyke.bsky.social
Montana's ✨sparkliest✨ comedian - she/her - original designer of the Laserham Lincoln flag - new wave enjoyer
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my favorite part of looking for a job right now is determining how low I'm willing to go. so far, it's somewhere above "used car salesman" but it's getting closer and closer to that point.

if Pokémon was even remotely realistic, everything would just evolve into Kabuto

the girls? they just want one thing. to have fun. imagine that.

amazed I've yet to post about this, but one of my on-repeat albums as of late has been Return to the Valley of The Go-Go's. It features live recordings from their early days as a punk band, rarities & demos, and songs recorded just for the collection. Definitely an overlooked compilation!

oh I totally called it btw

This is Lola. She needs to be tucked in for bedtime, but has very tiny arms. So you can see why this is an emergency. 12/10

I've got shows coming up! Sunday 3/16 @ 9:30 PM: St Urho's Day Comedy Show at The Covellite Theatre in Butte, America with an all-star lineup of comics from across Montana! theticketing.co/e/urhoscomed...

it brings me great joy knowing my design has had this level of cultural impact

manifesting every transsexual to be gainfully employed ・ 。 ☆∴。 *  ・゚*。★・   ・ *゚。   *   ・ ゚*。・゚★。    ☆゚・。°*. ゚ *  ゚。·*・。 ゚*    ゚ *.。☆。★ ・   * ☆ 。・゚*.。     * ★ ゚・。 * 。     ・  ゚☆ 。 💰

I just found religion again and--totally unrelated, I swear--I wonder how my landlord is gonna take it when I tell him I'm giving up paying my rent for Lent...

Sometimes even Windows XP needs a helping hand from DOSBox.

"Hey Green Day, what CPU did Intel release in 1978?"

oh apple...

Starting my own Futurama-themed Midwest emo band and calling it "Modern Blernsball"

Sab is a rad person and you should help them out if you can!

Yes Mr. clabretro, I would like to watch an hour long video on an obscure networking standard from yesteryear, how did you know?

i'm tired of being told to stop doomscrolling. i'm just scrolling, it's not my fault there's doom on there

FFVII in a nutshell:

Sucks that TikTok sold out because the in-app editor was great for making stand-up comedy clips with realtime captioning. The editor for Instagram reels is a laggy, awful mess. Does anyone have any recommendations?

the key to getting followers on bsky, it seems, is to come out of the woodwork as the creator of a viral meme flag three days after it actually trended.

Hello Illinois flag Bluesky! I'm the original designer of submission no. 272, which I affectionately call "Laserham Lincoln". I'm working on getting a print run going, probably not for a minute though. Thank you all so much for the love & support!

real talk: how can I get a print run of Laserham Lincoln made and not line the pockets of Redbubble