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Contrarian. Master of Arts in Ornery. Protector of my own peace.
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These are probably the people who answered the ad 🤣

Stanley Cup Finals > NBA Finals #stanleycup #nba

So...can we just be done with the Grammy's now or nah?

Ah, but that would put Chump at odds with his new bestie (Qatar)

5'9" and 6'11"

Mom: 5'10.5" Dad: 6'2"

Honestly, he ain't been right since he took that vicious hit from Burfict youtu.be/o8iFSP_S5h8?...

I...got nuthin 🤦🏿‍♀️

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This week's journal setup #journaling #dailypages

The "Y'all don't know your place" Finals

I'm stunned by the accuracy of this statement

When I hear this, I start looking for pickmeisha markers. Sadly, I usually find them.

I’ll paint my house with a cotton ball before I care about what the next person think of me .

Under Pressure

Well, the crows DID try to warn us via Michael Jackson's vocals... youtu.be/StvT2BmXR9U?...

I watched this 3 times and still saw nothing after Angola so...

One part of my job is having these sent to y'all and seeing who takes the bait. It's honestly one of the most entertaining things I do each month. Cuz y'all really don't be giving af 🤣

No. But I still get accused of doing it all the time. Because apparently friendliness is flirting?

I be having entire conversations with the local wildlife, and I don't even care how it makes me look. I think the neighbors have decided I'm "quirky" 🤣

On everything! Because being too hot feels like torture. There's only so many clothes you can take off.

Some gingers are, in fact, Black. I know some. But not the ones that are talking this crap. How convenient they wanna be Black now, but they hall ALL the rude and racist comments for Halle over that mermaid movie. Eff outta here

This man needs to be locked up for sho. But, objectively, pro-mortalist is hilarious on so many levels 🤣 😳😞

Green apple. Obviously.

We don't need no water...

I, a fully functional grown-ass woman, just had ice cream for breakfast. Somewhere, my 6-year-old self is rejoicing.

That's easy. It's how the patriarchy is designed. They're never going to hold garbage dudes accountable. They will ALWAYS find a way to blame women for the terrible actions of men. (See "How was she dressed?" for more)🙄

4, 5, and 10. Y'all be sleeping on the toffee 😛

I honestly wish I was a more impulsive person. Instead, I have to ponder EVERY decision and talk myself out of many of them. I just want to throw caution to the wind and just do it. But I don't want it to kill me. And the irony is not lost on me that I'm sitting here overthinking my overthinking.