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Former paid liar. Advisor/ghostwriter to Japan PMs Abe, Suga and Kishida, speechwriter for Tokyo Gov. Koike. Still deciding whether I’m retired or just a bum. Born🇺🇸, living🇯🇵, trying to speak🇫🇷🇸🇪🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿. Have the same name pretty much everywhere. He/him
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There are lots of better things they can do with their lives, but it would be funny as hell if Daniel Radcliffe, Emma Watson, and Rupert Grynt started an awareness campaign about the effects of black mold on mental health.

submitted 18 hours ago • 0 comments

Just to note, Harvard rejected it only after first saying they would comply with White House demands and then receiving massive criticism for it. Shame can work. Not on everyone, but it can work.

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

Proposing a Goldfish Award for the most context-blind reporting of the week. Prize is a special ration of chocolate, increased to 15g this week only!

submitted 8 days ago • 0 comments

This is a straight up war crime, captured on video. Israel murdered 15 international aid workers consciously, deliberately, and covered it up. Astonishingly, outrageously, the Trump administration, all Republicans, and most Democrats will do absolutely nothing in response.

submitted 13 days ago • 4 comments

Looks like putting a big chunk of my savings in a fixed treasury bond wasn’t paranoid after all.

submitted 14 days ago • 0 comments

Musk: See? The peasants appreciate what I’ve done to streamline government. Listen to them chant! Toady: I’m afraid that’s not what “Lowtax” means, sir.

submitted 14 days ago • 0 comments

I think the last film I saw in a theater together with my father was Top Secret. He really liked it.

submitted 16 days ago • 1 comment

Harvard University President Alan Garber sent out a message today that Harvard will be suppressing free speech and putting the safety of students and faculty at risk in the name of protecting $9 billion in endowments from the Trump administration’s “task force to combat antisemitism”

submitted 17 days ago • 1 comment

Regarding the recent Usha Vance photo, I think she’s realized: 1. If she’s not standing right next to her husband, her life is in danger from his voters. 2. He would absolutely trade her and her children’s safety for Trump’s approval.

submitted 18 days ago • 1 comment

Whenever Japanese robotics labs try to describe applications for a new model, they default to “senior care” if it’s humanoid, and “disaster rescue” if it’s not. This is because they can’t say “we know some creepy guys who want to fuck it.”

submitted 18 days ago • 0 comments