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Physical therapist and owner in private practice. Watches too much professional wrestling and spends too long making weeknight meals. I hope one day someone will call me “sir” without adding “you’re making a scene.”
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“Man Upset That Show He Attended Aimed To Be Memorable.” You can argue that you didn’t need Owen Hart matches on the card (I wouldn’t, but you could) but admitting you don’t like Ospreay or Toni Storm is probably an indication this style of promotion isn’t for you. Could have saved 1000 words. 🤼‍♂️

Tapping the Carlin sign.

Scrunchi to the deadweight German on a 280 lb Brody King. Man. Takeshita can do pretty much anything he wants in the ring. #AEWCollision 🤼‍♂️

Just starting #AEWCollision and the first thing I see is a guy in the front row with a “Big Tit Energy” hat on. Should be made into a Toni Storm shirt TBH. 🤼‍♂️

A movie from the year you turned 30

Skeet Emotion.

Any chance Swerve gets to showcase his more aerial skillset is a treat and PAC may be among the best to draw it out of him. Excited for this one. 🤼‍♂️

Happy ‘Jon Moxley inevitably retains and everyone loses their f**king sh*t’ day to all those that celebrate! #AEW #AEWDynasty 🤼

Happy for Adam Cole. He deserves some gold after being in the main event scene for so long and coming back from injuries. He’s got the mic skills to help build some rivalries for the TNT belt like Christian did. 🤼‍♂️ #AEWDynasty

I’m honestly surprised this is DG’s first defense on PPV with the title since I feel like I’ve seen a lot of him, though I know he was in the C2. Rooting for Adam Cole not just because he’s overcome a lot to be here but it also offers a story with the Undisputed Kingdom splintering. 🤼‍♂️ #AEWDynasty

Chugs with the Witcher gear. What a nerd, I love it. 🤼‍♂️ #AEWDynasty

I know this is sort of a reverse Dusty finish. I guess the only reason I’m okay with it is due to the nature of ROH being about sportsmanship and respect, albeit with my limited exposure to it. 🤼‍♂️ #AEWDynasty

I’m going everywhere with witnesses from now on just in case something bad happens to me. 🤼‍♂️ #AEWDynasty

Let’s add Bandido to that list.

I think if Jericho went away for six months and came out to Judas we would all sing along to it again. And I know they are trying to secure the ROH bag to give more wrestlers a chance to hone their craft in front of a crowd. But…sigh. Here we are again at a PPV with him. 🤼‍♂️ #AEWDynasty

Fletcher is a damned machine, moving that fast and fluid at his height. Between him, Bayne, Ospreay/Knight, and the zero hour match, just freakish athleticism we are watching. 🤼‍♂️ #AEWDynasty

With how defining her character work is, I always forget how excellent Toni is in the ring. Just a great match. 🤼‍♂️ #AEWDynasty

God this Rocky motif as the plucky underdog in Philly is just brilliant. 🤼‍♂️ #AEWDynasty

Okay that was kinda funny with the neck brace and back board FTR 🤼‍♂️ #AEWDynasty

Well I was wrong about Cope lol. 🤼‍♂️ #AEWDynasty

Enjoying the last time the crowd sings Metalingus at a face Cope. Happy he has gotten to enjoy it. 🤼‍♂️ #AEWDynasty