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he/him/dad - BLM - YNWA NFFC - enjoyer of movies, even the bad ones - sports generalist but also a lot of Philly - Go Birds! Don’t read if allergic. Side effects include dry mouth and botched spots.
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Are we sure about “pretending” to be a police officer?

submitted 2 hours ago • 2 comments

What’s that you say? Obi Toppin doing “Obi Toppin when he gets playing time” things, again?

submitted 14 hours ago • 0 comments

@maffewgregg.bsky.social heard those words from my kid tonight that all parents wait for, “hey! Don’t watch Botchamania without me!”

submitted 17 hours ago • 1 comment

No Scabs. No crossing the line. (also, is generative AI is just computer scabs?)

submitted 22 hours ago • 0 comments

@craigcalcaterra.bsky.social this may be of interest!

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

A bodybuilding science organisation has just come out with this logo. Erm its not just me right....

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You know this is true because The Grammys have already announced a new "Traditional Christian" category just in case a non-white person releases a popular christian album.

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

In a very crowded Cuban restaurant in Miami I once sat back-to-back (literally, our backs touched a couple of times because it was so packed,) with Queen Latifah.

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

@shanewilson.bsky.social congrats on your official return to A! Signed, ridiculous season person.

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

What was that holding his tongue guy in the background even doing?!

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

How the hell did that work?!?

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I'm rooting for the Pacers in the NBA Finals, but I do appreciate how his OKC teammates bring goofy-ass Chet Holmgren into their ad campaigns.

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Fuckin' Oilers. What is Pickard doing coming out that far?

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

there is no motivation that someone signs up to be an ICE agent other than racism if you were passionate about solving actual crimes or preventing terrorism or whatever, you would join any one of the other agencies that is dedicated to those causes ICE must be destroyed

submitted 2 days ago • 2 comments

JESUS HAS RISEN. still a Phillies skeet. #RingTheBell

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Southern Baptists want to outlaw gay marriage. Fuck that. Southern Baptists should be outlawed. Or we could both shut the fuck up and keep our opinions to ourselves.

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

“I Will Follow You into the Dark” only it’s my brain singing to my body as I drag myself to work due to forced return to office.

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

soon

submitted 4 days ago • 3 comments

in so many videos out of LA i am seeing officers aiming rubber bullets right into crowds, this is filling me with a deep and anxious rage knowing what happens when they do that www.cbsnews.com/minnesota/ne...

submitted 5 days ago • 54 comments

Holy shit, not much making me feel older than seeing how old Alexi Lalas and Landon Donovan look.

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That was a privilege to watch. Long for a world where we can all watch and revel in events like this instead of as a (much needed) temporary distraction from the horrors.

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The thing that I love about the #FrenchOpen is this has been 5 hours plus of shot-making. Not guys bombing one unreturned serve after another. Almost every point is a rally and has to be EARNED. Just amazing stuff.

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This match has made me make sports-watching noises that weren’t previously in my repertoire. #FrenchOpen

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