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he/him/dad - BLM - YNWA NFFC - enjoyer of movies, even the bad ones - sports generalist but also a lot of Philly - Go Birds! Don’t read if allergic. Side effects include dry mouth and botched spots.
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JESUS HAS RISEN. still a Phillies skeet. #RingTheBell

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Southern Baptists want to outlaw gay marriage. Fuck that. Southern Baptists should be outlawed. Or we could both shut the fuck up and keep our opinions to ourselves.

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“I Will Follow You into the Dark” only it’s my brain singing to my body as I drag myself to work due to forced return to office.

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soon

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in so many videos out of LA i am seeing officers aiming rubber bullets right into crowds, this is filling me with a deep and anxious rage knowing what happens when they do that www.cbsnews.com/minnesota/ne...

submitted 3 days ago • 54 comments

Holy shit, not much making me feel older than seeing how old Alexi Lalas and Landon Donovan look.

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That was a privilege to watch. Long for a world where we can all watch and revel in events like this instead of as a (much needed) temporary distraction from the horrors.

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The thing that I love about the #FrenchOpen is this has been 5 hours plus of shot-making. Not guys bombing one unreturned serve after another. Almost every point is a rally and has to be EARNED. Just amazing stuff.

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This match has made me make sports-watching noises that weren’t previously in my repertoire. #FrenchOpen

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I AM UNSTOPPABLE IN MY WRONGNESS.

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#FrenchOpen crowd losing their shit at this point with the shouting as players go to serve. Philly fans are the worst.

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Sinner needs to move to Michael Chang underhand serves just to throw a curveball in there.

submitted 3 days ago • 1 comment

Props to the chair ump getting down and back up without doing something embarrassing. I’d fall out of the chair first chance and cause a 15 minute delay while I try to get my breath back. #FrenchOpen

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

No shame getting crampy in a 5-setter but Alcaraz just seems to be getting stronger while Sinner is wilting.

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Posted this at 3-5, love-40, triple match point. My power to be wrong is almost unmatched. #FrenchOpen

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Happy Steve Jeltz Game day @jonbois.bsky.social. Gonna celebrate by taking a walk.

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If you haven't watched, this might be the best Dorktown, which is a high bar. www.youtube.com/watch?v=VfFn...

submitted 3 days ago • 1 comment

most disturbing ad of the day, whatever this Fanapt AI animated and voice-overed bullshit is.

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

Alcaraz sure got tired of this match quickly.

submitted 3 days ago • 1 comment

2x

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RT if you love boobs or if you think ICE should be abolished

submitted 4 days ago • 74 comments

If you don’t want immigrants in America you should be sentenced to eating McDonalds served by irresponsible teens for the rest of your life.

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Seeing that line of tanks heading to DC is gross, but all it takes is one tank doing the most amazing thing to make it all worth it.

submitted 4 days ago • 1 comment

Iceland was my favorite because I had no idea how much they loved ball. (Also, Obi with the game winning handoff.)

submitted 6 days ago • 1 comment

Almost never want to be viewed as actively threatening (except by real assholes) but I do wish very occasionally people would find me passively threatening (“oh shit, that guy’s so smart/pretty/funny I’m a little afraid to talk to him”) but alas the life of a goofball uggo.

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This hotel bar ain’t bad. #Chicago

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Obi Toppin first guy to congratulate Haliburton like any most likable guy in basketball would.

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