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suboptimaldad.gobirds.online
he/him/dad - BLM GFOP YNWA NFFC CBJ UDBB - enjoyer of movies, even the bad ones - will talk sports (a lot of Philly) or maybe even wrestling - Go Birds! Don’t read if allergic. Side effects include dry mouth and botched spots.
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This would be a fantastic time for the thing to happen.

submitted 5 hours ago • 0 comments

I realize it's pointless, but sometimes I just like to go through LinkedIn and report every ad that mentions AI as a scam.

submitted 7 hours ago • 1 comment

Just ordered a bag. What can I say? marketing works.

submitted 11 hours ago • 0 comments

Feel like the Phoenix debacle has cemented Kevin Durant's career as "all-time Scottie Pippen type great" which is substantially different from "all-time great"

submitted 12 hours ago • 1 comment

Birbs very active in the backyard today and the cat is shook.

submitted 14 hours ago • 1 comment

My day started with Liverpool and went- Soccer, F1, Soccer, Wrestling, Aussie Rules, Golf, Make Dinner/Soccer, Futurama, Hockey (scoreboard watching) Every work week is a battle and this is the type of day I need to recharge.

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

Hearing reports of Jet Greaves. #CBJ

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He did it!

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Rory no!

submitted 1 day ago • 3 comments

Meanwhile, Adam Fantilli just scored his 28th of the year and the Jackets take the lead. The #CBJ playoff dream hangs on by a thread!

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

well that was a day of golf. congrats to Rory.

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

OH NO HE MISSED!!! A THING I LITERALLY JUST SHOUTED AT MY TV

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

OH NO

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Pat Reeds hat tan is hilarious.

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

I know he's checking a yardage book or something, but I like to think Rory keeps checking his wallet to makes sure he has cash to tip the caddy and the drink cart girl.

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

Rory gut punched himself on 13 and then GOT BACK UP.

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

"Have fun Rory." is now my favorite tee-box guy of the weekend.

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

PATRICK REED! This is legit fun. Like, I get why people don't watch golf, but wow. Lots of fun things happening.

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

Rory just wanted to make it exciting.

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

I love all my specific sports fans sky, but I really especially love my sports generalist posters. @ashleysays.bsky.social @kbeatt.com @mport25.bsky.social @pocono.bsky.social @kliakos.com among a bunch of others.

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

If you yell "get in the hole" on a tee shot not on a par 3 you should be ejected from the golf course and banned from human society.

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

hey someone wake up @adrew.dadguy.online from his first Masters dad nap! wait. No, don't. that guy needs new dad rest.

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

A #Masters nap wake up doesn't get any more classic than, "Rory has given himself the safest possible third shot here." Two seconds later, [clunk...tiny splash]

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment