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My digital footprint is a pawprint 🐾🔞 ➡️ she/her lv27 service dog in 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 💻 I am here to shitpost
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Literally what would be the harm in me looking like this everyday? 🦴

I can feel the lurgy coming and I must fight it

lamb of tartary and rebirth [ #art ]

I simply wish to frolick ✨️🐾

Alright, time to shower and have a little gay scream

This is a dog poetry fan account

Torn between keeping money in my pocket before payday and getting a little treat...

And now I have two hours between clients to do what I gotta do, I was worried I wouldn't have enough time 🥺

My first client was only 2 hours today, I've cut down my time by half in a month and I am v proud 🎉🎉

You are wondering. What is my endgame. With the gory gynephillic greek golem gallivanting gleefylly in my grayscale confinement pit. Well. You see. "Butches". Fascinate me. And I intend. To bait a particularly towering specimen. Into my domain.

Not me shouting I love you down the phone to my friend because I haven't told her yet. No but for real, I luv u.

Just wanna say I really like being this age and I'm not scared to turn 30. I like being young and also having a developed frontal lobe 🧠

Uber, please stop asking me to send my trip to someone I dated a year ago. Why have you picked them? This is really awkward for me because the first time I accidentally did. Pls stop 🤣

Aw 🥺 teeny tiny

Last day of work this week so I can go focus on future 😌

EVERYTHINGS COMIN UP MILHOUSE 🦮🐾

Boost your local kinky producer #heymango 🥭 #newmusic #techno #emergingartists soundcloud.com/mango_rizzle...

Today was not the day for my singular day in office because I keep having beautiful sexy weekend flashbacks 😅 I can't handle this

Hey pups and furs, wanna be theatre famous? Send me your best nudes and photos. Need it for my play to tastefully censor for the powerpoint section.

Went to a kink party, the lighting was just too good (ft. The cutest panda socks)! Had a fabulous time 🥰

Woof woof bark bark woofwoofwoof bark bark!

@po-ru.bsky.social omg as if you don't get enough of my shitposting already 💚

My favourite musician released a song today AND I get to do acrylic nails on someone today AND ITS 404 NIGHT I AM HAVING A GOOD DAY TODAY

"Sometimes I just wonder, 'what is she up to?'" What I'm up to:

Nothing is as cute as hearing my wee cat snore 😭

uh oh… the humper

This month is going to be so good for kink, life, future, I am so excited for February 💕✨️

I am a tamagochi and I will complete my silly little tasks to stay alive

My workday has got considerably better since I used my hour manual time to belt out tunes. This is how this email finds you 💌

puppy feelings have me reeling jumping hurdles run in circles doggy heartbeat hardly discrete getting rowdy barking loudly ૮ ° ﻌ ° ა ♡

Bratting via twitch is a new level, I should get xp points for that

Does anything feel nicer than having a loving cat to cuddle with on a stormy day?

The pupfit I have planned for February is going to be SO GOOD FOLKS

@napingunge.bsky.social Aw no way hello, I literally just saw your event listed for the polo lecture thing, trying to get myself along for one!

I really like pasta 🍝

Is there an "international leather", international pup etc that isn't gender based? I understand the history behind it and wouldn't want anything to change, just curious if it exists in a more versatile way ie gender