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Meme aficionado. Iced coffee junkie. Sarcastic Succubus. I am the liberal feminist the GOP cannot stand.
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@thechrismeloni.bsky.social actual conversation with my husband as I watch Stabler’s character go in the bathroom to beat up the guy harassing Benson, “Zaddy! That’s such a bad ass move. I am so turned right now.” #l&o #svu #marriage

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here's today's post: "Bill Maher is very sad because you hate him. boo fucking hoo" — read the room, asshole. thanks for reading, and please sign up for my daily newsletter so you never miss a post —

submitted 15 days ago • 258 comments

I stand 100% with Jack Schlossberg and his Grandfather.

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I was today’s years old when I learned Macaulay Culkin’s brother Kieran is the annoying cousin in Home Alone. #Oscars| #mindblow

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Imma tell my kids this is The Joker. #Oscars

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Can Daryl Hannah be more perfect???

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Kylie Jenner at the Oscars. Bleh.

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Oof! Brian hit the nail on the head!

submitted 65 days ago • 183 comments

Random conversations “If I had known your life was missing mule balls, I would have been all over that.” This is in response to me learning mules aren’t Ken like. They have sex organs. I am shocked. #science

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The Nookie Provider, “KC can still recover.” Me - “Nah.” NP - “it’s only three touchdowns.” Me - “only one person can achieve that.” NP - “don’t start.” Me - “Al Bundy. Three touchdowns in one game.” #superbowl #marriedwithchildren #marriedlife

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Am I high or was that Seal playing a seal in a commercial? #superbowl

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An actual conversation between my Nookie Provider (NP) and I. NP - I dreamt I had a Miniature Schnauzer. Me - I dreamt I had Dylan McDermott but neither of us are getting our dreams. #marriage #funny #dogs #dylanMcDermott

submitted 78 days ago • 0 comments

All the Democrats right now as they see Elon destroying America.

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This is another hill I will die on. Mandy Patinkin is phenomenal. I love him. However, he is not my favorite Che Guevara in Evita. Something was lacking. #broadway #evita #iwilldieonthishill

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Days without Texas being an embarrassment: 0 #conservativessuck

submitted 91 days ago • 0 comments

You dumb fucks. You elected this fool.

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I was driving to work when I saw three white Teslas in a line on the opposite side of the road. My first thought, I didn’t know there was a Klan rally near me. Fucking Nazi cars. #tesla #elonsucks #thisisthebadplace

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The only ticker I will be watching www.tickcounter.com/countdown/16...

submitted 97 days ago • 0 comments

When you go to the Spanish part of the website.

submitted 97 days ago • 1 comment

It was a fun country. We are fucked.

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Looking at the FireAid concert lineup. While it will be good to raise money for those affected by the fires, isn’t the band “Earth, Wind & Fire” too on the nose? Those elements were the cause of the disaster. #californiafires #losangeles #randomthoughts #california

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I am starting a new thing to get away from the political shit hole we are about to be in. “A Hill to Die On,” Wednesdays. Here’s mine - Rosanna is Toto’s best song. Forget Africa! #randomthoughts #Wednesday #levility

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This will be the fastest Bingo and it isn’t even funny.

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