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“An ongoing tuberculosis outbreak in Kansas has become the largest in recorded history in the United States”

MADISON, Wis. (AP) — 3 people are dead and 7 wounded after a shooting at a Wisconsin school, police chief says.

Me after seeing the UHC Hitman’s bones structure:

If you’re an #AbbottElementary fan, did you peep that “Ah-mazing” wallpaper in Janine’s bedroom?! 👀 cause it was designed by yours truly!! Huge thanks to Quinta & the Abbott team for featuring my work! Shop my renter friendly peel & stick wallpaper collection here: bit.ly/Fran4Otto

If that man really abrakadabra’d that CEO and fucked off into the park on a bike AND ends up getting away with it? That ensures your career as a hitman, no? Like he’s gonna be in high demand, yes?

Please. 🥺

3 more days til the great migration.

Is there a way of cooking cheese in such a way…it won’t hurt…?

gofund.me/65938982 boosting a mutual aid request for (my friend) a single mother facing eviction after the expenses of a family death. Please donate, & if you can’t donate, boost!

If you’re a writer it’s important to have a range of friends so when you get a text saying “my life is so weird” there’s a legitimate chance the next text will be: I won a Nobel prize, or WHOOPS Accidentally had an orgy, or an alien landed in my lawn I’m not shitting you, & it could be any of those

Winter is coming and The Lord of The Rings season begins.❄️ #lotr #lordoftherings 🍻

The balloon of Bluey, the beloved children’s cartoon character, popped during inflation the day before the Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade

Eating too much cake is the sin of gluttony. However, eating too much pie is okay because the sin of pi is always zero. 🖖

#Thanksgiving2024 Another year! 🙏🏽

I just feel like brands who have been rolling back DEI policies shouldn’t be so quick to hop on these MUSTAAAARD trends-

I got my first IMDb credit. I’m so hype lol. www.imdb.com/name/nm16637...

My friend asked me to fry some fried green tomatoes for her & it made me think of how that’s the one recipe my mom won’t teach me of hers bc she does not want my dad to ever have them again. I have got to tell that story on tiktok. Like she’s gatekeeping out of spite. I don’t even talk to my dad.

My Skyline is so insulated on here, that I didn’t even know that lady dropped new music this weekend. Whew! I used to pray for times like this! 🥲🙂‍↕️

Tony award winning Alex Newell. That's it. That's the skeet.

Share a crush you have, no explanation

Share a crush you have, no explanation I wont him.

I come home from breakfast and this fucking dog has gone in my tote bag and chewed up THREE (clean, unused, packaged) TAMPONS.

Shrimp & grits with bacon and roasted Brussels sprouts & carrots. #BlackFoodSky #FoodSky

my husband just said Wicked is fanfic and I’m sooo mad that he’s technically correct

🚨🚨 catfish alert 🚨🚨 *thread* there was a user on here @/kiabreadyyy who was suspiciously & extremely active. she had about 4k followers and 4k posts on this platform. whole time, it wasn’t even her.

Shoutout to #KatfishKia for providing us with plenty of Bluesky lore tho 😂😂😂

My lulu plug is a real deal booster y’all why did I get 8 sets for $100 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Not to be the bible bitch but WEEPING MAY ENDURE FOR A NIGHT BUT JOY COMETH IN THE MORNING

I can see the exact moment she had a conversation with herself on whether she should say that… and then chose violence 😂😂😂 (I also do this)

I hate that we’re entering such a fatphobic “thin is in” era b/c a beach is losing weight and I’m SO proud but I can’t tell if this weight loss is genuine or if this era wore a bitch down fr.

I’ll hit yall when they let me out..

I bet Beyoncé really likes “Espresso” x Sabrina Carpenter. Idk that seems like something she’d be into.

Netflix is being sued over the glitches during the Tyson-Paul Fight stream lmaooooooooo

Happy to use my first bluesky post to say I passed my qualifying exam today and am now a PhD candidate :)

somebody tell me i don’t need crab legs rn

I’m VERYYYY excited to announce that the Video Game Publishing Agreement Template Kit I wrote in collaboration with Aerial Knight Studio (a WELL-known Detroit based indie game studio) is NOW LIVE and FREE for developers! Check it out below! 🥹 www.aerialknight.com/publishing-a...

you’re a witch/wizard and you’re allowed one animal (mythical included) as a familiar … what would it be?

There are places in my life I chose not to go back to

Posting on BlueSky After Being On Twitter/X For Years 😩😂 We were being ABUSED on Twitter. So glad to finally have some peace.

The recipe

Ok this just the first minute bc Bluesky won’t let me post longer 😂

I call these Oooh Weee wings because that’s what I said the first time I tried them. They were baked in a ginger, orange, garlic, and cane syrup sauce. #foodsky #blackfoodsky

Post 2 pictures with your better half? Bet. ❤️‍🔥🥰

ok i’ll do this one bc my man my man my man 🥰

I just told my stepmom that I was having extreme anxiety about a family event and that I really didn’t wanna go but I ✨also✨ really didn’t wanna disappoint the family member throwing it and she said “Oh so you love her more than you love yourself, got it” Shut me right the hell up.

Got a memo out to a partner, reviewed two contracts, got notes together for my new article, drafted a trademark application, and have responded to all emails. Definitely a lawyer win 😂