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• Middle Aged Midwestern Mom • Hospice Chaplain • Abortion Doula • she/her • Disaster Bisexual • South Side Best Side • Chicago • Petoskey •
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World's number one wet cat treat

This author is a Cleveland fan but his heart is that of the usher in the Wrigley bleachers in 1999 who told a bunch of drunk high schoolers trying to start the wave "we don't do that here. If you really want to do it, there's a ballpark about 8 miles south you can go to."

*sobbing* bluesky restarted and lost my skeet

Justin Turner looks like he should be in the Hundreds of Beavers movie

You know what, co-star, eat my ass

Chicago folks... you better get your asses to the Embassy on Saturday for the FA Cup semifinal. It's an 11:15 kickoff so no excuses about oversleeping! COYP!!! ❤️💙

I do not want to have seen the terrible Matt Yglesias take But it is too late

I love the old Expos logo, so this design was especially satisfying to make. #ElbowsUpCanada

Pritzker is so Chicago and I know only some of you will understand what I mean, but this is an actual thing we teach kids. @privateideation.bsky.social

Imagine how smug Rahm or his scummy team felt when coming up with that “we focused on the bathroom, the smallest room in the house” crack. Motherfucker not only are you transphobic and devoted to retreating, you also make no sense, nobody was talking about bathrooms in people’s homes!

Runs in breathless They got mad about nuns wearing head coverings

Tfw you're being forced to chill the fuck out against your will

They’ve been bought by a right-wing news corp Block accordingly RIP to a real one

So, B&N is having a preorder sale at the same time as Amazon is having a sale, and both are targeting Independent Bookstore Day, which is one of the biggest in-store shopping days of the year. It feels shitty as an indie bookstore to be targeted by billionaire and venture-backed corporations

Happy one year anniversary to the Man Who Killed Google Search

Is there a line to punch Gary in the dick on the way out

Picked up a pre-order today and I really want to skip the rest of my work day so I can just enjoy it. @badasscrossstitch.bsky.social

The only reason I pay for audiobooks is because voice acting is an important addition to the artistry of storytelling. If I want nothing but the words read out loud, I can use Text to Speech which does not add artistry but also doesn't burn through the world's irreplaceable resources.

Toxicologist here! This will improve the health of zero Americans. Current synthetic food dyes are not causing health problems, and are often times used because they are actually safer than natural food dyes. Reminder that guns are the #1 cause of death of children but we are going to ban food dyes.

I really really loved this piece. Especially this. I've never thought about it this way.

Fucking finally

The guy on the left will pull out the Lenny Bruce records from under the counter if you say the secret word, the guy on the right has an in with Deutsche Grammophon and hasn’t paid for a classical record since the war bsky.app/profile/sk-7...

*chuckles nervously*

The most beautiful part of Indiana right here

There are so many misconceptions about hospice care. ✨Morphine doesn't kill people or knock them out so they can't communicate. ✨Eating/drinking stop naturally, it's not starvation. If any of you have general questions (not specific medical stuff, I'm a chaplain not a nurse) please ask anytime

Before there were trains there was ship autism

Underpass mural by Kerry Wilson in Glenrothes. Pic: Stuart Taylor