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Wax? Poetic 😌 Wane? Pathetic 😤

SOONER.

I’m in NY not once but TWICE in March. If my planes land, I’d love to see frens 🥺

When he’s chagrinnin’ you know I’m grinnin’ 😁

Hardware stores are for men. That’s why they call it Homme Depot.

Conversely, the right knows this INCREDIBLY well. All they do is shape public opinion. In a week, R voters will be furious about a thing you’ve never even heard of before, and in six months, you’ll never hear about it again. Ever-moving outrage engine.

Sorry, these prices are hilarious. Have fun, I’ll catch you at act iii

I’m sorry, going from Vox Lux to The Brutalist, has there ever been a better glow up? Slay Corbet!

This mfer is so petty

Like a poem said by a lady in red…

Cold callers crack me up. I get a voicemail at least a couple times a week from the most exasperated straight bro you’ve ever heard sigh “Hey, it’s Eric trying to connect with you again about helping you crush your revenue goals”

Accidentally clicked on a straight friend’d CF and learned about a breakfast sandwich recipe he’s trying to optimize

I just want to be as hot and smart and British as Only Connect series 19 semifinalist Max McGenity

He’s doing with LGBTQ research what Hitler did with LGBTQ texts right at the start of his chancellorship. If you work in any kind of queer scholarship that has ties to federal $$, it’s time to start making copies and squirreling them away in your homes. You can keep them in boxes in your bathroom.

Reminder: never use a corporation’s charitable giving feature. You are paying for their tax write-off. Always donate directly yourself.