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I had a dream last night that I was in Taskmaster and one Task was we were all given powerful laxatives and had to get to the toilet without shitting ourselves.

If you delete all the cats and porn, you can fit the internet on a D90 cassette

It might surprise you to learn that I really like Valentine's Day. I love nothing better than walking around with the biggest bouquet of flowers that I can afford and then, when I have everyone's attention, solemnly sellotaping them to a lamppost by a busy junction.

Netanyahu, Mussolini and Dover.

Loads of spelling mistakes in this.

I have dozens of #DoctorWho art prints for sale! Please take a look! 🙂 www.ebay.co.uk/usr/scotgra-57

As if today wasn’t bad enough! Melania just killed a shoe in Toon Town

I’m looking forward to the Downfall video about Musk doing the Hitler salutes at Trump’s inauguration.

I might give TikTok a try now there aren't any Yanks on there.

Hi @tpneenan.bsky.social I bought a print of your smoking Cybermen for a friend for Christmas. He loves it but can’t decide what frame to use. Any thoughts?

After nine years of owning the dickhead, I should probably admit to myself that I quite like it when he gets up on the dining table.

How the hell have I only just found out that Chef Tom Kerridge was an actor in one of the Joan Hickson Miss Marple stories?

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The inventor of punchlines has died.

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Me at the start of 2024/Me at the end of 2024.

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