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Enjoyer of cats, spiders, sumo, comics, video games, and films. Purveyor of fine, artisanally crafted ADHD incidents. Sometimes I post pictures of spiders and sumo wrestlers, but I promise they won’t hurt you. they/she queer nonbinary amorphous blob
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I am also not allowed to have food, as evidenced by the woman who looked at my chart information with a hand full of menus and walked past me to hand one to the old man on the other side of me and the old lady at the end. They really do not want me to turn into a gremlin.

submitted 132 days ago • 1 comment

My brain just won't let this go. Maybe the double claw dudes are just ambidextrous.

submitted 132 days ago • 3 comments

I'm in the hospital because I can't breathe. I'm overwhelmed by all the hospital things, which is making that worse, so I was like, maybe I'll try one of those calming apps that my insurance offers. I download Headspace and try one of the exercises. It instructs me to breathe.

submitted 132 days ago • 3 comments

Attention: ALL OF ASIA Asia is home to rich, yet largely underdocumented biodiversity. This Fri-Sun, we're having a CONTINENT-WIDE community effort to record the wildlife around us. Join us in this historic effort—there's a high chance you'd be the first person ever to observe a new species.

submitted 134 days ago • 5 comments

Welcome to another exciting episode of am I hungry, am I nauseous, or am I having cardiac-related chest pain?

submitted 132 days ago • 1 comment

I have been visited by two cardiologists who asked me a lot of questions. They can hear my pericardial effusion with their stethoscopes, which is wild. One of the questions was if I have any pets at home, and what kind. I don't think they often hear that someone has approximately 75 tarantulas.

submitted 132 days ago • 1 comment

The nurse won't let me have any water until they get approval from a doctor who has not answered their messages for the past two hours, so I am unable to sleep, sitting on the edge of my bed, angrily farting In-N-Out Burger farts while listening to hospital staff slam the same door repeatedly.

submitted 132 days ago • 1 comment

I hate how the ER nurses put the pulse oximeter thing on your dominant hand index finger and an IV in the crick of your arm so you have to answer all the "omg are you okay??" texts with the wrong hand. Anyway, today's grippy socks are light blue.

submitted 132 days ago • 2 comments

Hi, I'm Maki! I'm a comic artist, editor, graphic journalist, science communicator, and self-employment advocate. I'm currently available for all comic, illustration, and commission work! 🎨 makinaro.com 🐶 nicolablack.com/nikkimaki 💸 patreon.com/maki

submitted 133 days ago • 2 comments

Our router is dying, so I ended up restarting a game of Stray and then getting past the part where I was previously stuck, only to pleasantly discover that, as a cat, you can walk in front of and trip the police. Also I went clubbing and scratched a few records because I'm reckless.

submitted 133 days ago • 1 comment

What even are cats?

submitted 134 days ago • 0 comments

I finally watched The Contestant on Hulu. A friend loaned me a vhs compilation of Nasubi's captivity stint on Denpa Shonen over 20 years ago, and I was horrified then, but I had no idea how bad it got for that dude. Fucking hell. I'm glad he's okay.

submitted 135 days ago • 0 comments

A delicious dessert for me.

submitted 135 days ago • 1 comment

Most pharmacists stopped masking a while ago. Most sick people refuse to mask. Customers waiting for a prescription/vaccine don’t deserve this either.

submitted 136 days ago • 3 comments

Consider the Magnitude: the most pregger giant Phidippus regius you'll ever see 🖤 #EmotionalSupportSpood #Arachtober

submitted 136 days ago • 6 comments

Every now and then you see a meltdown that would have fit in perfectly in a Web 1.0 forum and you have to appreciate it

submitted 137 days ago • 73 comments

Me at the Huntington library's Autumn Moon Festival.

submitted 136 days ago • 0 comments

Look I never play this card but I studied German politics and the rise of fascism and this IS THAT. We have arrived at the end game. Not hyperbole or exaggeration this is THE EXACT LANGUAGE. Anyone who has studied this recognizes it like a meteorologist seeing a gathering hurricane

submitted 136 days ago • 95 comments

The foundational core of all fascist movements is a "Plot Against The Volk" conspiracy theory. This fascist ur-conspiracy is always a plot by insidious insiders against the so-called true and decent people of the nation. Fascism cannot be countered by logic, because fascism is based on asthetics.

submitted 137 days ago • 14 comments

New: #Covid ⬆️ heart attacks, strokes, and deaths for 3 years: finding is “unique to Covid-19," Japan’s self-amplifying mRNA booster Kostaive holds up at 12 months, UK: cases rise 5th week, US: 10K+ dead in 2 months, must-read #LongCovid Kiwi series, more, all free: www.patreon.com/posts/pandem...

submitted 137 days ago • 3 comments

Because it's a Meta product, Instagram sucks and hasn't shown me any of Terutsuyoshi's updates since he retired, but it looks like he put on weight and won his first MMA bout on Sept 7. He's selling sponsor spots on his shorts, if anyone wanted to feel close to Terutsuyoshi's junk.

submitted 137 days ago • 0 comments

submitted 138 days ago • 27 comments

Periodic reminder not to use Sticker Mule

submitted 138 days ago • 0 comments