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he'm as Steve

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the chick-fil-a employees in my college's cafeteria are listening to literal 1950s big band and swing music

submitted 113 days ago • 0 comments

guy walked up to the cashier next to me while i was at a chickfila and before he could even say anything, the lady said "more doctor pepper?". how much dr pepper did this guy get?? i seriously felt intimidated just standing next to him

submitted 133 days ago • 0 comments

starting to get annoyed by the unending stream of new anime that are always called something like "I Was Betrayed For Being The Weakest Class... Now I'm The Strongest!" and features a black haired man as the main character while he spends 12 episodes trying to be as unoriginal as fucking possible

submitted 166 days ago • 1 comment

me, placing myself on a crackhead watchlist by googling "catalytic converter salvage price" followed by "where to sell catalytic converters"

submitted 177 days ago • 0 comments

there were ancient people who would just look at the sky and say "whoa that's uranus. this uh, this specific planet reminds me of the undescribable love between two deeply bonded individuals."

submitted 179 days ago • 0 comments

very intrigued by the roguelike genre's gradual evolution into casino simulators

submitted 183 days ago • 0 comments

sandwich: multicultural burrito

submitted 185 days ago • 0 comments

why does subway have burger king pickles

submitted 185 days ago • 0 comments

dsp is my groundhog for the christmas season. i don't allow myself to be festive until he puts that shitty christmas-themed border around his videos

submitted 191 days ago • 0 comments

watching game awards praying for prototype 3 tissues are prepared

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in the mid 2010s i had an ifunny account where i would google funny road signs and then post them and that was the entire gimmick

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northernlion says things like "Well I'm a bit conflicted on this one, because if you asked me when I was 25 I would have agreed, but now that i have a kid I realize that I need more control over myself. Because of that, I'm putting electric chair in the D tier."

submitted 200 days ago • 0 comments

don't tell me "packet loss", fucking find them!!

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i truly despise eating in public with gen x. you really don't need to make the entire fucking restaraunt hear you laugh every 2 minutes, and you really don't need to have your phone on full volume when you're showing your gen x friend a meme about a goat screaming.

submitted 213 days ago • 0 comments

black ops 6 players literally have no idea how to play any gamemode other than tdm

submitted 215 days ago • 1 comment

alt text on a selfie is so funny to me. idk why

submitted 215 days ago • 0 comments

steakhouse: do you want fries with your $16 sandwich? me: yes please steakhouse: here are 9 fries me: oh.. thanks.. steakhouse [8 minutes later]: how's everything? me: great

submitted 219 days ago • 0 comments

i've had at least 10 different cybertruck sightings this year, but they're never going the same direction as me. always just barely seen going by. it's like finding an irl easter egg more than anything

submitted 220 days ago • 0 comments

propaganda music activates cellular memory that is inherited by all males. this mechanic can be exploited.

submitted 221 days ago • 0 comments

there is a place where 'history buff' and 'former band kid' intersect to create very concerning spotify playlists

submitted 221 days ago • 0 comments

the onion saw the election results and then promptly increased their budget by ten fold

submitted 221 days ago • 0 comments

can someone explain what makes the sky turn into carpet

submitted 222 days ago • 0 comments

[a fast food place every year or so]: hey we made a new thing people: this is the best thing i've ever tasted [food place a month later]: you're cut off people: what do you mean im cut off im buying burger food place: it's gone forever

submitted 222 days ago • 0 comments

cooking is like gambling but instead of money, the rest of my night is at stake

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first they came for malloc. i wasn't concerned because i was a student. next, they came for C's reputation. i didn't stand up because i wasn't a C dev. then, the white house told people to not use c++. there was nobody left to stand up for me because they all switched to rust.

submitted 223 days ago • 0 comments

maturing is realizing that c++ is actually really fun to use

submitted 224 days ago • 0 comments

sometimes i think about that video of jschlatt singing njet molotoff and it sends a shiver down my spine

submitted 224 days ago • 0 comments

[calling for the 6th time this week]: hello. CNN? have i got a story for you...

submitted 226 days ago • 0 comments

me: im so exhausted how will i make it through the day maruchan spicy chicken yakisoba: shh it will be okay

submitted 226 days ago • 0 comments

there are two types of people

submitted 228 days ago • 0 comments

absolutely necessary

submitted 229 days ago • 0 comments

guy who only joined bluesky because his political views consist of "liberals mad": So much for the party of joy

submitted 229 days ago • 0 comments

florida has 13 hills and 12 of them are in ocala, black hole of the continental US. i think it's worth considering that florida might be stealing the terrain from neighbouring states and storing it in ocala.

submitted 229 days ago • 0 comments

sending quarks at my enemies to bit flip their kitchen appliances

submitted 229 days ago • 0 comments

this network+ prof is such a curveball. the guy went from teaching about information security to telling a story about getting arrested for smoking weed in iraq

submitted 229 days ago • 0 comments

genuinely posting on the conservative alt more than this account. it brings me peace

submitted 229 days ago • 0 comments

decided i would only use twitter for arguing with people but i did that today and it wasn't satisfying at all. not worth it. did release this nugget of comeback wisdom though

submitted 229 days ago • 0 comments

so you mean to tell me that all it takes is losing one hour to make midnight happen 4 hours sooner? im calling super bullshit on that one

submitted 230 days ago • 0 comments

on the bright side we might get another dan quayle situation for the next four years so that's something to look forward to

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phd flopper is a personality test the same way they put sun chips in public vending machines to determine who's a psychopath

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