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Screenwriter // Emmy Award winner // Author // Product Operations Manager @SBNation // Formerly @FOXSports // #SFGiants fan // The pronouns are in the bio and they’re he/him sundownmotel.substack.com
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just a touch of the kidney failure. probably caught one of those 24-hour kidney failures that’s going around. just a skosh

podcasts having to do ad reads for gambling is pretty par for the course, but ad reads for tobacco pouches is kinda wild

— low ki, ROH unscripted 2002

i can’t believe video games don’t have cheat codes anymore. in my day, we were bad at video games and we liked it

If you spent all your political capital to be appointed head of a Cabinet department, it's a lead-pipe cinch that you want to wield that not-inconsiderable power without being subject to the whims of a dilettante shadow president whose goals are likely entirely orthogonal to yours.

pro: our kid almost never throws up. insanely blessed. con: he has chosen the night before a flight home to be one of those rare occasions

sext

the funniest part of the “email me what you did last week or you’re fired” is that the guy you’re emailing has not only never done any actual work for a second of his life, but he also believes any jobs besides “do what i say,” “laugh at my jokes” or “is already rich” are invalid

These are brown shirts, and this is Nazi behavior. We are not in a fight between right and left anymore. This is a fight between Americans and those who would bend the knee to a king. If you care about the soul of this country, we have to stand for each other.

George Zimmerman and Kyle Rittenhouse are walking free! They're doing fucking speaking tours!

anecdotal but i think arizona might be the state horniest for the band the eagles

It may not be cool or hip in some circles, but we legitimately do need a massive amount of people to run for office. Flood the school boards, councils, county seats, state legislatures, Congress, etc. Big changes at the top happen when the ground shifts at the bottom. And that can start now.

it’s time for baseball of some type

Tryin' to imagine makin' a billion dollars scribblin' about baby wizards and whatnot, then sittin' in my castle, rage-tweetin' at trans people all day. Guuurl you won at life. It's cool to just sign out and take everyone your ass has ever known to Wingstop.

Let me take this format for a spin

chilled to the bone trying to imagine a real life flesh dog that looked even a little bit like pluto

Pete Alonso got one. They embraced. "Bread friend," Alonso said. "Bread Pete." "That's right," Stanek said. "That's right, bud. Bread Pete." "Pete Pete," Alonso replied. "Pete Bread."

It’s actually not common and if you can’t research and write your own copy without relying on generative software gtfo of the industry

airport skeetin

this is the thing that baffles me. a lot of these dumbfuck project 2025 agendas are poison to corporations. how are the lobbyists and bagmen not screaming at GOP reps to cut the shit

If you’re wondering why I declined to talk to the NYTimes, then you haven’t been following my account for very long. They bear a direct responsibility for the current situation we find ourselves in, and I responded by laying out my position and that I would only talk to @jamellebouie.net

I appreciate everyone’s messages of support, I’m trying to get through all my mentions but as you can imagine, it’s been a bit of a busy day :) Remember - peaceful civil disobedience, and no kings, no tyrants. Not ever.

the man

espn was stunned to learn they were still national tv partners with mlb

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i will never apologize for a post

We went to monster jam and it was horrible.

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It’s time

Yo this is some amazing copypasta that just dropped.