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cnn expects you to PAY for this

if anyone knows anyone who can get me hooked up to write a choose your own adventure book, thank you in advance

whenever a weight loss supplement or medication boasts that it reduces feelings of hunger, i laugh, because i haven’t been “hungry” since like 1994

yes, it’s definitely that, and not that i stop logging on those days

jesus christ mets

the only good thing that happened today was this leggy penguin my son made

New Yorkers you have two jobs tomorrow: 1. Hydrate (it gonna be another scorcher). 2. Don’t. Rank. Cuomo.

Important thread, all guardrails preventing our country from the most literal nazi action of selling people into bondage has been codified into law, concrete example that we cannot support any reform or party that is not willing to dismantle our current supreme court to restore any balance.

Reposting this again before the season ends

I feel seen

glad the champions are sponsored by one of the three best places truckers can purchase a shower

just how okc drew it up: have the other teams’ star player tear his achilles in half early in game 7 and then only PARTIALLY blow a huge lead in the fourth

I'd like to see the Democrats fuck THIS up! *They fuck it up easily* Ah, well. Nevertheless....

glad that harden and westbrook finally managed to [listens to earpiece] oh i see

all i want is for reggie miller to be sad, is that too much to ask

het cholmgren

More than 3 times as many Americans believe the Chupacabra either definitely or probably exists than wants war with Iran

lewd ort

i write a newsletter twice a week but after about seven months of zero growth i’m not sure whether that will continue!

people are rightfully dunking on this garbage WSJ for blaming the left, but everyone on the right’s brains are so boiled and pickled in horseshit that they genuinely believe it’s the left’s fault that their horrible policies are resulting in negative consequences for them personally

go dads

eyeing the abu dhabi box for fitzgerald after even pat bailey gets a hit

i appreciate that adames in getting into a groove while the jung hooligans are in the dirt

heliottttttt

boy it has been a brutal series at second base for the boston socks

is there a way for the giants to send the pirates a package for joey bart and literally any of these guys

bubba wallace is so depressed he might be the first nascar driver on bluesky

it is officially time to give patrick bailey the nermal treatment

lorde is endorsing everyone today

oh wow the barry bonds bobblehead day is on my birthday so if someone wanted to score one for me that would be a lovely gift

when even tyler fitzgerald js making hard contact it’s time to get the bullpen up

damn both devers and a yastrzemski taking it to the red sox

**excuse** me?!?!

people are rightfully dunking on this garbage WSJ for blaming the left, but everyone on the right’s brains are so boiled and pickled in horseshit that they genuinely believe it’s the left’s fault that their horrible policies are resulting in negative consequences for them personally

Republicans always go “if you release the Epstein files Clinton’s on there too” like it’s some sort of gotcha for us. GOOD, RELEASE THEM. FUCK HIM. I HATE MOST OF THE DEMS TOO EVEN ONES I BEGRUDGINGLY VOTE FOR YOU THINK I WANNA PROTECT A RAPIST??