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sunriseandsayonara.bsky.social
I had enough of Elon, so now I'm here.
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Nice of them to have a place to wait your turn

Has anyone ever actually felt safe in a Jack in The box parking lot? Some crackhead with staring at me while he furiously swept a 4-in by 4 in square in the parking lot.

Fuck Elon musk

Are the TikTok ads on YouTube supposed to make me NOT want to download the app? Fucking terrible.

This hits hard.

I've decided that I agree with getting rid of DEI because it's what's best for the country. Donald Elon Ivanka

As of tomorrow, this country is fucked.

RIP Bob Uecker.

Dear #Saints....

Me asf lol

Quick announcement: I totally got the Final Jeopardy question correct. That is all.

Happy New Year to all! Let’s smash some fashy faces in 2025!

Is there a movie ending better than #Se7en? I love watching someone watch it for the first time.

I went through a very difficult time where I was homeless and suicidal. I reached out to my mom and she just told me to pray. I didn't need God. I needed my mom.

People who blast their music on the train, do you think we wanna listen to your shit or do you not realize the universe extends past your fucking fingertips?

Hey there, Amazon guy. Thanks for leaving my shit right next to the sidewalk when I'm not home. It's not like the goddamn front door is only 10 feet away. But yeah, thanks for making it easier for someone to steal my shit.

Another school shooting. More pain and suffering. But hey, they're sending thoughts and prayers which is much better than common-sense gun laws. Man, fuck this country.

What's a guy gotta do to get some ladies nudes on his birthday?

My wonderful sisters are more than willing to help me with my drinking on my birthday.

@trekculture.bsky.social I'm on YouTube, where's my UPS and downs for this AMAZING EPISODE?!?Ñ

This is the most boring Monday Night Football game ever. Holy shit.

Another "barely won" for the #Chiefs

I didn't "retweet my own post". I "blue myself".

The guy who posted this ended up in a wheelchair because of covid. I cannot make this shit up.

Oh snap!