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Every person with a spectrum disorder has a more valuable life than RFK Jr, and every trans/nb person has a more valuable life than JK Rowling. You are a human with dignity and they are sunken demons

The bowling alley HATES me for my one simple trick*. *Cracking open the balls and drinking the yolks to become stronger.

seizing the means of production would heal me

We enjoy tax free status. One of our wallabies is a minister.

living through the rise of fascism lets me know how much of it occurs just because people don’t want to appear alarmist

Having cancelled a family trip to the US and being greeted with some confusion from American relatives as to why, it helps that the Canadian Association of University Teachers (CAUT) has put out this travel advisory. Things are only going to get worse, too. www.caut.ca/latest/2025/...

I wish this were true. But the Immigration and Refugee Protection Regulations Act allows for indefinite immigration detention, and a frightening amount of discretion for CBSA to apply it. We have a disappearance framework and infrastructure. It's just not at scale (yet).

They're putting me in a big robot I don't know how to control tomorrow

I went to college in Canada. I have lots of Canadian friends. If you don't have to travel to the U.S., don't. There's a big world out there go visit other places.

secede, then resign. we'll think about it

Has he officially excluded Canadians who are trans from his campaign?

every day you will find one piece of each kind of fruit hidden around your environment and it will belong to you. it is not my job to tell you where.

they should open up Area 51 to tourists and let you pay extra to spit on the aliens

When the CEOs learned that the best art comes from resiliency in the face of pain & suffering, it wasn’t long before they created a fleet of servers to torture the AI artbots. “Maybe NOW they’ll get the hands right” they said, as the steam from the screaming servers used up all of California’s water

A lot of people don't realise this but if you have a long stick with a hook on the end you can use it to bother people on the subway

billy joel: It's nine o'clock on a Saturday; the regular crowd shuffles in ai chatbot: that's so interesting! tell me more about the Saturday regular crowd

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no one should be disappeared. no one should be disappeared. no one should be disappeared. no one should be disappeared. no one should be disappeared. no one should be disappeared. no one should be disappeared. no one should be disappeared. no one should be disappeared. no one should be disappeared.

Job Opening: Veterinarian who can SUCCESSFULLY curb their urge to take the koalas home with them.

Yes AND… even non US citizens, and even non US citizens who are convicted of crimes, should not be disappeared to foreign prisons. We cannot draw the line at citizenship here, this is not ok for anyone even a member of Tren de Aragua.

I think I'd rather have a social network that's all about giving crows gifts and posting pics of the gifts they bring in return

Bigfoot is a zoo visitor, just like you. Please respect their privacy.

Finland almost coal-free four years ahead of schedule. Coal power has dropped to less than 1% of its energy mix. Wind energy has more than doubled since 2020, now supplying 25% of the country's electricity while reducing consumer priceshttps://buff.ly/MOTqcuf #ShareGoodNewsToo

Take your money out of the stock market and invest it some place more stable, like the floating craps game that's currently in room 208. (2 short taps on the door followed by a large knock will get you in)

Yes, we have added a raccoon enclosure. No, it is not permanent—they are simply serving time for crimes committed in the wild.

There is no controversy about whether Israel is committing genocide. It is a finding of fact. That states continue to support and deny genocide is not controversial - that is also simply a factual issue. The latter does not somehow obviate the former.

The Trump administration is moving to cancel lawfully obtained Social Security numbers in an effort to pressure immigrants to “self deport” by cutting people off from financial services like bank accounts and credit cards, along with access to government benefits. www.nytimes.com/2025/04/10/u...

we all love the horse saturation catastrophe

Trump said a number that hurt the money's feelings. will he say another number tomorrow? our experts weigh in after the headlines

the S&P 500 has been found dead in Miami

Did you know… April 26th is Canadian Independent Bookstore Day? Starting Thursday you can get both Toronto Indie Bookstore Maps! Designed by @chrisshapedghost.bsky.social to help you plan your bookstore crawl. Swag bags, raffle, and a @libro.fm GOLDEN TICKET all available April 26th! Save the date

TL;DR: The new U.S. tariff rate against our two largest trading partners is either 10%, 25% or 35%, and so far no one I've reached out to at the White House is able to tell me which.

looking forward to nobody learning a lesson to believe him when he says insane things because every time he changes his mind it reinforces their belief that they were right not to believe him about the 1st thing now that he said the 2nd thing. And we get to repeat that volatility and insanity HOURLY

BREAKING: trump pushes the "LINE GO DOWN" button, and then, in a stunning move, the "LINE GO UP" button. "a genius move," said one GOP official, who then added, "i lack object permanence"

sword of damocles ass trade policy

All I want to do is shed this meat cloak and roll around the dirt until I am a sticky, bloody wicker person armed against most things apart from maybe sepsis and fire.

time is a flat circle. once long ago it was peanut butter jelly time, and so it shall be again

A BLATANT reminder that I will NEVER support Al or use it.

We can spell it any way we want if it’s not actually beef.

Well this is depressing. My team has successfully resurrected the Australopithecus but they all seem, and there's no other way to say this, "woke". Our investors are furious, they are threatening to cut our funding if we can't teach them to use slurs.

also, I'm eating an entire pizza because I told my doctor I'd start exercising more

one thing 2025 doesn't have yet, but could benefit from, is a mysterious constant worldwide noise. the noise will start out very quiet and get louder incrementally

It's a whole other zoo when the sun goes down! Purchase.our Zoo After Dark pass to see our bats and foxes hunting, our raccoon poker tournament and our lemur burlesque (18+ only).