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You scumbag You maggot You taped over Taggart

strange times...

“HERD OF ELEPHANTS!!!” “ha ha, of course I have, I’m not an idi...”

Some Friday positivity from Andre The Giant

99% WATER 110% BASTARD

20 Bensons and a packet of Blue Rizlas please. Ooh, and some Frazzles and some chocolate milk please. And two Magnums.

If your family used to have that one weird elderly relative who only showed up at Christmas, and now you’re regretting that they’re not around any longer, there’s some good news: they’re still around. But now it’s you.

Your farts smell of algae, Ma. Not gonna lie to you.

Hemorrhoids Asteroids

1 Like = 1 Way The World Might End

I'm sorry I said your Risotto was not adequately seasoned.

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World's biggest horse Ooh, how many hands? They're called hooves Kenny, you twat.

You an antelope? No mate, rhino. Her over there, she's an antelope.

You’re a Great White Shark.

Lovely sunrise over the old council offices in Harrogate this morning. cc @wulfhelm.bsky.social

Just checking that the Alt Text is working

Time was you could trap your adopted daughter in a doorless tower and force her to let you use her hair as a ladder. You can't do that now. Because of woke.

This place is rubbish. It hasn’t even got a racist nugget lady.