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figuring out which big Twitter accounts got lucky with the clout by the ones still asking "does anyone even use this app???" after a public open and a CNN promo.

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why do those white girls all have Meyers soap???

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can we get some futurama writers to invent another new mathematical proof to fit all of these types of meme into one giant meme????

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all i'm taking away from this is if you don't enforce taxes on the rich (or allow conmen to stay in business) you eventually get nazis

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the best part of getting an espresso machine because you want better coffee at home for cheaper is learning your local shop has the machine 3 tiers above yours and gets the best beans at wholesale

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is somewhere over the rainbow a song about the glory of heaven or the peace of suicide???

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chicks rule

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turned my resume into an NFT. employer said "this is a picture of donkey kong holding a gun" i said "exactly." I start monday

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Prediction: the Nаzi salute will become common within 2 years. RWers will half-аss it for plausible deniability, memeify the backlash, then start fully doing it "as a joke" "to troll the libs" "for being hysterical enough to think we were doing it in the first place"

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hot take: modern "trucks" deserve just as much ridicule as cybertrucks for being ego-stroking murder machines

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heard a pit bull barking in a closed car and thought someone was playing DMX softly

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baby are you an overused template skeet? because i know how this is gonna end but ima still go through it.

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pronouncing cmon like semem

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new tf2 update is awesome

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I just want to get railed until I can’t see anymore and I don’t think that’s too much to ask

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HEADS OF BOYS! BODIES OF MEN! Little! Buff! Boys! TODAY!

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Wonder if there's a 4 page document that's really more of a pamphlet anywhere that heavily implies what we get to do if there's a tyrannical king again

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kinda cool for the writers in the room

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fuuuuuuuuuuuuuck today

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It is a fun mental exercise to imagine how both/either political parties would react if any president of the 18th-20th Centuries just started calling himself a fucking king.

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his name was Sam Nordquist he was a young trans man who was tortured and abused by 5 people for months until he eventually died silencing any part of this story is absolute nazi bullshit fuck the new york times and fuck anyone and everyone who is not emphatically supporting trans ppl rn

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Holy shit

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FUCK

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who'd they get to play Paul McCartney on #SNL50???

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annoyed Harry the alien voice why do they call it Sunday scaries when it can happen on a Saturday?! this is some bullshit!"

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typical age gap relationship drama. my three-years-younger partner has no idea why i say “screaming infidelities taking its wear” in response to his observations that the dog’s hair is everywhere

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when you're over 5'10" and try to use a motel shower

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When I see the 10+ DMs notification, I ignore all of them. This is also how I deal with problems.

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TIL that deviled eggs are just eggs topped with more eggs

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I deeply hope cis people start paying attention to how this government is beginning to interact with us. In an official capacity.

submitted 9 days ago • 26 comments

The president just implemented one of the largest mass layoffs in American history – potentially 200,000 people in a single day – and democrats are not on the floors of Congress right now doing anything about it because they called it a day early to go drinking with Republicans in Berlin instead.

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i say "so hack" a lot for someone who has never been in the entertainment industry* *for more than 24 hours

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could you find a new home and pay 1st month, Last month and fees with 3 days' notice? Could you do it in a market without renter protections capping fees? Could you do it in an environment where homelessness is illegal, in a country hungry to increase the prison population?

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Eugenics. They're gonna do eugenics.

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no the fuck we are NOT making “LGBQ+” a thing and if I see any of you motherfuckers using that acronym it’s on sight Marsha P. Johnson did not smash in the windshield of a police car for this

figuring out which big Twitter accounts got lucky with the clout by the ones still asking "does anyone even use this app???" after a public open and a CNN promo.

why do those white girls all have Meyers soap???

can we get some futurama writers to invent another new mathematical proof to fit all of these types of meme into one giant meme????

all i'm taking away from this is if you don't enforce taxes on the rich (or allow conmen to stay in business) you eventually get nazis

the best part of getting an espresso machine because you want better coffee at home for cheaper is learning your local shop has the machine 3 tiers above yours and gets the best beans at wholesale

is somewhere over the rainbow a song about the glory of heaven or the peace of suicide???

chicks rule

turned my resume into an NFT. employer said "this is a picture of donkey kong holding a gun" i said "exactly." I start monday

Prediction: the Nаzi salute will become common within 2 years. RWers will half-аss it for plausible deniability, memeify the backlash, then start fully doing it "as a joke" "to troll the libs" "for being hysterical enough to think we were doing it in the first place"

hot take: modern "trucks" deserve just as much ridicule as cybertrucks for being ego-stroking murder machines

heard a pit bull barking in a closed car and thought someone was playing DMX softly

baby are you an overused template skeet? because i know how this is gonna end but ima still go through it.

pronouncing cmon like semem

new tf2 update is awesome

I just want to get railed until I can’t see anymore and I don’t think that’s too much to ask

HEADS OF BOYS! BODIES OF MEN! Little! Buff! Boys! TODAY!

Wonder if there's a 4 page document that's really more of a pamphlet anywhere that heavily implies what we get to do if there's a tyrannical king again

kinda cool for the writers in the room

fuuuuuuuuuuuuuck today

It is a fun mental exercise to imagine how both/either political parties would react if any president of the 18th-20th Centuries just started calling himself a fucking king.

his name was Sam Nordquist he was a young trans man who was tortured and abused by 5 people for months until he eventually died silencing any part of this story is absolute nazi bullshit fuck the new york times and fuck anyone and everyone who is not emphatically supporting trans ppl rn

Holy shit

FUCK

who'd they get to play Paul McCartney on #SNL50???

annoyed Harry the alien voice why do they call it Sunday scaries when it can happen on a Saturday?! this is some bullshit!"

typical age gap relationship drama. my three-years-younger partner has no idea why i say “screaming infidelities taking its wear” in response to his observations that the dog’s hair is everywhere

when you're over 5'10" and try to use a motel shower

When I see the 10+ DMs notification, I ignore all of them. This is also how I deal with problems.

TIL that deviled eggs are just eggs topped with more eggs

I deeply hope cis people start paying attention to how this government is beginning to interact with us. In an official capacity.

i say "so hack" a lot for someone who has never been in the entertainment industry* *for more than 24 hours

could you find a new home and pay 1st month, Last month and fees with 3 days' notice? Could you do it in a market without renter protections capping fees? Could you do it in an environment where homelessness is illegal, in a country hungry to increase the prison population?

Eugenics. They're gonna do eugenics.

no the fuck we are NOT making “LGBQ+” a thing and if I see any of you motherfuckers using that acronym it’s on sight Marsha P. Johnson did not smash in the windshield of a police car for this

guillotine.gif

les-bian each other

kebab and i just fuckin

Marijuano (Weed for Boys)

let them eat cunt