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superpogue.bsky.social
Once upon a time I was a good pogue, now I'm just a guy innawoods
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My god lol spiderman 3 is absolutely the funniest and cringiest movie of all time.

Biting straight into the babybel, wax and all, because I do not deserve joy

Working out with a medicine ball realizing Sisyphus must be fuckin JACKED

Red wine and chocolate chip cookies are an unexpectedly delicious combination!

Playing a science trivia game with my kid and she's distraught that sharks don't have any bones. She keeps saying 'but teeth are bones!!'

Latin prefix for multiples of 10 is Dec-, so why is December the 12th month?

Haven't had a drink of anything but water in three weeks. I'm more annoyed than anything else that I'm feeling better than I have in years.

You can always be the most stylish man in the room if you simply never leave it

The annual infrastructural damage caused by the effects of the Bloomin Onion™ is incalculable.

You know who believes in climate change...house insurance companies

Does anyone else use the body of Christ to keep their cookies soft?

I guess you could say I'm an avid indoorsman

I have never seen a movie. I have never heard a song. And boy howdy do I have opinions.

Get out of here you punks! Take your Gooning somewhere else!

Not long before I become a crystals guy. Not for any healing auras or whatever I just really like a good looking rock

Gonna post my bangers from high school on here for posterity

Mad respect to Black Sails for showing hog

i should be able to flood stardew valley with cheap prescription opioids

Reliving the Pirate Renaissance of the mid 2010s

Did it hurt? When you fell off that ladder?

If we are to witness the downfall of civilization, we will know that it was in some fashion precipitated by the Alvin and the Chipmunks reboot.

I want a miniature Highland Cow so bad man, I don't care if there are ethical concerns I will make the best home for that little genetic freak

A block block here and a block block there. Here a block, there a block, everywhere a block block.

Love that the cheaper alternative to Zyn is just Zone. Like if there was a Gord Cronko for $38k

Born to watch the Lions finally be awesome, forced to be up at 315 for work.

I got 99 first-world problems, but a private taxi for my burrito ain't one, hit me