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This guy on Reddit was making Albuquerque Duke light up signs and selling them so I thought why the hell not. He does custom ones too so now I'll probably order my weird neo avatar or something

wait Trump staring into the middle distance because he can't stand to pay attention to Elon is even funnier

This was an accurate description not only of Musk but the entire Tech Right, which now runs the federal government. Reflexive contrarianism based on the assumption that the sum of all knowledge and experience must be wrong. A crew of smug ignoramuses constantly reinventing the wheel

It's been a terrible week I just gotta remind myself in 48 hours I will be on my way to hallucinate at the sphere

Good Lord she ethered Draymond.

Quite a day for the University of New Orleans. This morning it was reported the four of the team's top players have been suspended for a month b/c of suspected ties to sports betting. Then the school announced Master P is its new President of Basketball Operations. unoprivateers.com/news/2025/2/...

the new united jerseys are rad as hell i'm afraid

In reality the fascism is not funny but this is an Arrested Development bit

ai wrote my son a very impressive resume, and his only work experience is moderating a subreddit about giving yourself diarrhea on purpose

I can’t stop staring at this tweet. It’s like the Mona Lisa.

LUKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

NOBODY WANT'S IT - dashare.zone ADMIN

Homies last day at work is tomorrow. Fuck this administration.

probably not many people heard about this but the SS United States, the largest passenger ship ever built in the US, is going to be scrapped and turned into an artificial reef. like come on. you picked now to sink the SS United States in the Gulf of Mexico? isn't that kinda hacky writing

where have i heard this one before

Boomers talked shit about the French when we were growing up and it took way too long to realize it was because the boomers sucked ass and the French kicked ass.

Make Dua Lipa the new pope

would actually be difficult to describe the levels of pure hatred and pure joy simultaneously flowing thru me if the lobos made a sweet 16 run that involved games against uconn and duke back to back. you could power the nation north macedonia with energy i would be pouring into the world like vegeta

I don't even wanna wear them

YES

I should have sold last week, I'm an idiot

Yes, nothing with a computer ever.

My favorite Kurt Vonnegut quote--"you are what you pretend to be"--comes from Mother Night, a novel about an American spy who pretends to be a Nazi propagandist only to realize later in life he was just being a Nazi propagandist

Demcrats co-sign all that is happening. It’s in plain sight. bsky.app/profile/mark...

Even safe Dems: Heinrich, Durbin, Klobuchar. Ffs

Started / going

We all have that one homie known far and wide across the land for their ethereal beauty

Compound interest = infinite money glitch

This morning at Dept of Housing and Urban Development (HUD) HQ in DC as mandatory return to office began, this video played on loop for ~5 mins on screens throughout the building, per agency source. Building staff couldn’t figure out how to turn it off so sent people to every floor to unplug TVs.

People who were at Twin Peaks on Valentine's evening are at risk of testing positive for more than measles.

it seems like every day someone who once blocked me on twitter for asking them if they’ve ever made a woman cum, becomes a high ranking official in the trump administration

Oh man I might not be built to watch The Pitt those effects are gnarly

The obvious next step after that one guy was on a single episode of survivor

Researched the Lakers game from last night and 1. Them boys HOOPIN 2. lol at the Alex len experiment already being over

i wake up everyday thinking about this

THIS JUST IN: analysts discover workforce also part of thing called the economy

Not me, not at all. I'm always leaning over to tell my wife "where do they keep finding these little fellas?" and then she's always like "dang I know I feel so bad for them, at least they have nice smiles"

Just an unbelievable own goal that the party—and specifically Pelosi, who had great strengths as Speaker—put an ancient and not nimble messenger in this key public committee spot instead of @Aoc who is absolutely one of the best comms people in entire party.

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