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This is straight out of Nazi Germany.

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𝗜𝗳 𝘆𝗼𝘂 𝗼𝗿 𝘀𝗼𝗺𝗲𝗼𝗻𝗲 𝘆𝗼𝘂 𝗸𝗻𝗼𝘄 𝗶𝘀 𝗽𝗿𝗼𝘁𝗲𝘀𝘁𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗼𝗿 𝗽𝗹𝗮𝗻𝗻𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝘁𝗼, 𝘄𝗮𝘁𝗰𝗵 𝘁𝗵𝗶𝘀. ✊🏻

I trust this guy more than any MAGA cuck

"This was an experiment by a kindergarten class. They dropped seeds in the cracks of the sidewalk to see what would happen. This would help our bees " via I Love Bees

No one’s talking about the new Mario game because Elon stole the whole day :(

All because MAGA believed Democrats created fake weather media 💔😪

It makes sense that there’s not a USA state that starts with the letter ‘B’

Andrew Wilson from the Whatever podcast believes what he’s saying & knows it will get a rise out of people who oppose him. Win win for him since he gets publicity and money off of people who disagree with him, whom he gives zero fucks about lol. Many podcaster bros like him are on the rise.

2000s rappers used to make songs about basically begging and pleading for their woman. They don’t make men like they used to.

There’s a point where the depression becomes so strong that all the sudden my body goes “well that’s enough, let’s be happy now” and I love when that happens. Truly the definition of “you can’t appreciate the good without the bad”. :)

What’s the significance, in the movie “The Lighthouse”, of the constant flatulence?

Men will literally hide anything and everything from the woman they are seeing, but will go tell any and every other woman about it.

Found out the other day that my mom is against cats getting vaccines BAHAHAHAHA. Just when I thought her belief system couldn’t get worse. These MAGA people’s brains are going so far down the drain they don’t even realize. Sad.

Super interesting how the same people who bitch and moan believing LGBTQ people are “being pedophiles” are the same people that are okay with a 40+ year old man dating an 18 year old girl

Genuinely makes me want to buy and play this game

Did klarna think anything good would come of the service for them? Lmao

True

How did it take this long lmao

The President said “Maybe it was AI, but I know nothing about it” to a clearly not AI photo of him as the pope, which was posted on his official account. I believe him, he’s not senile, he’s intelligent and he always knows what’s going on. Let’s extend his presidency to a third term, I’m begging.

The Tinker Bell movies don’t get talked about enough at all

Carl Wheezer is the male version of Jennifer Coolidge

Men do not know how to be delicate with animals. Not a single one of em. If they can rough n tough em, they suuuree will.

You have been watching the greatest economic disaster strategy from an American President in history.

You really take for granted not seeing Christianity being shoved in your face day to day and then BAM “He is Risen” from every single person

Started thinking about the word tortoise too much and now it looks and sounds wrong

Fuck it, I don’t wanna be an adult, I will rewatch severance to make me happy

I think the show Severance could solve world peace actually.

I think learning how to play poker with a furry porn deck of cards and watching someone else play Balatro was the highlight of my life. Not going to be able to top that.

RHYME WITH US COINS I MIGHT AS WELL JUST JUMP OFF A CLIFF

I’ve only heard good things, do I need to rewatch to appreciate?

A new John Wick movie is crazy, do franchises ever know when to stop?

Very curious as to why dentists have a national day

LMAOOOOO “uncle Sam was white” LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Exquisite work from Dan here, #auspol.

Someone tells you that a word you used is slur and your first thought is to say the slur 3 times followed by “I don’t care” while in a government setting. Lmao. What the fuck

Is there a post from Hank Green that isn’t fucking fantastic?

The plane-crash president.

Tell em queen! .. I mean King!

If exposure to pesticides causes children to become transgender, then why are all people who are exposed to pesticides not transgender?