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And that's it I've lost the child to the switch, and she's still not quiet fml

We found this monstrosity in the greenhouse today, probably past it's sell by date being in the mud for over a year lol.

Jesus trumpy pants couldn't make himself more like Hitler if he tried.

Hi Nintendo 👋 look I didn't pay a penny muahahahaha

Thank you very much printables

The most painful thing modding a switch in 2025 is formatting a 1tb micro SD in fat32

Turns out one of these Switches is unpatched that's a shame, best get the printer ready when I get off work

It has just taken me 9 attempts to get my mobile banking app open, but yeah let's get rid of cash......

Paris is beautiful 🎯

Bought a pair of Nintendo switches, yeah we know what's happening lol

Why's this ginger cunt back. Fuck off HHH

Get ya teeth stuck into...... A boat

Wonder what caused him to be such a fucktard

Finally got round to finishing this off. Not a clue where that's going to go tbh.

It's funny watching this red bull news where as most of the fans were pissed Yuki wasn't getting the seat and was told he isn't good enough. Oh guess we were right then

It really pains me to say this but... Driver of the day by miles is Lance Stroll #F1

Stop the race let's have Albon win

C'mon Aston sort it out please. #F1

Hey Elon, you're a nazi though.

Well done was getting bored of the 1 2's hahah #f1

I think that's the first time a sprint race has been worth watching. Shame the f1tv production team thought there were only 5 cars on track.

Mugello 12hour, I forget how much I like this track

Big credit for acknowledging you've messed up.

Per @fiawecofficial.bsky.social : #WEC

Tell everyone in Wisconsin

Ah fucking hell shit way to start the day. Eddie Jordan you are still a legend in my eyes

Holy fuck, Karoline Leavitt..... Taking blonde bimbo to new levels

New favourite way to watch F1.

F3 and F2 is far more interesting than F1 is, I will die on this hill.

How come doing things illegally is now 100% easier than doing things legally

So the passport office made me fuck up my daughter's passport application and now it's my fault. Well played.

Can't trace his bloodline never mind cyber attack the spastic twat.

My pc has updated to win 11, wtf is this shit

These epoxy molds are a scam, who wants a 8cm coaster, needs to be bigger than the mug. Temu to the rescue

Why is every YouTube video on epoxy resin hosted by someone with the most annoying fucking voice ever. Holy shit

So apparently my projects are on hold and I'm now 3d printing coasters and putting them in epoxy resin. Thanks mother!

This daft cow, nobody took you seriously either.

Why the fuck is The Rock even on TV, fuck u stuff old fart