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When a taxonomist has a bad day

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one department left: White Ops

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Monty Python: ends every sketch with the cops breaking up the scene SNL: ends every sketch with all cast members getting covid

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Costco and Trader Joes are yin and yang. Together they form a harmonious balance. One sells big piles of normal food, the other sells small piles of weird food. These are the two food piles people need

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not to be outdone, for the first time in franchise history the colorado rockies are going to allow pitchers on their roster

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the yankees should also put names on their jerseys, but sideways

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Hey strong bad I really like your pinocchio goes to boarding school costume

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The way I keep myself in check about spring training baseball is that I only allow the window to be half-size

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Oh heck yes

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The next Bond movie will be titled "Time to Die Mister Bond, Handcrafted Artisanal Film Movie for Men – Perfecf Christmas Gift and Funny Realistic Spy Gag, Harmless Entertainment Prank for Kids and Adults, Realistic Vanilla Scent 7.9 Ounce Motion Picture (Pack of 1)"

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More people would appreciate curling if they knew that halfway through even the most competitive game everyone stops and has a little snack

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this week at work we encountered a bug with vendor software because a special character was placed into a text field that crashed a specific part of the application and we had a real life bobby tables situation in the year 2025

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Favorite ongoing sports story is the snacks coach Colin Hodgson is preparing for Team Nunavut at the Scotties 🥌

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whether it's euchre or the government, midwesterners agree that trump isn't king

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"your honor, I wasn't fighting john rocker, I entered into a strategic business partnership with him" judge:

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what. a. game. www.youtube.com/watch?v=0WbP...

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I had this VHS and it’s everything good about sports

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EINARSON FOR THE WIN WHAT A COMEBACK Down 7-2 after five ends, Team Einarson roars back, scores two in the 10th, and wins 10-9. Remember this one folks. A memorable victory for the four time champion.

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when kayla skrlik of alberta plays the one team from saskatchewan in the scotties tournament of hearts, the scorebug begins to sweat profusely

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richard splett

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Let’s give it up for The Big Icicle

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When I see my mom bringing the karate uniform I forgot

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Quebec in the final end of their 12-3 win against the Northwest Territories

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I haven’t seen a group from Quebec be so rude to Canadian lawes since the 1960s

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My girlfriend made this in her pottery class. In this house we love and respect the legacy of Biff Wiff. RIP shirt brother

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Sad sad news today: Biff Wiff, an unknown actor whose appearance on I Think You Should Leave with Tim Robinson got him a solid run of bit parts in offbeat comedies (and even a recent Best Picture Winner), has died.

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I think the government should waste money on me

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